Pour Yorick - Alas @yorickalas - Tumblr Blog

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

keepscrollinghun

The Mirror Crack'd (1980) dir. Guy Hamilton ↳ based on Agatha Christie's Miss Marple novel The Mirror Crack'd from Side to Side (1962)

1five1two

Pre-Columbian figures.

barbariankingdom

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

lyricwritesprose

My kids once expressed a plan to me that involved a time machine, Andrew Jackson, and a hickory walking stick containing a bomb. What it lacked in practicality, it made up for in understanding the history lesson I had just given them (having at that point thrown the school's weak-ass mid-lockdown lesson plan across the room and engaged in a furious rant about the real stuff). The more you look at history, the more you start thinking you're gonna need a bigger time machine.

cuprohastes

This is good: If you don’t have a blacklist of historical figures who need a hand, or who should be energetically converted into a pink mist, you’re not studying history, you’re just looking at someone’s fanfic fix blorbos.

The problem is that from a narrative viewpoint, is what happens next. You whack Hitler, and Stalin ends up living in Vesailles. You run that guy through a wood chipper and hey, where did all the computers go?

So you keep going, but the world you get becomes wilder and further from your ideal. And one day you realise that every change kills billions, causes new wars, and you have to either accept that it’s inevitable that this happens, and stop, or that you’re creating new time lines of horror and you’re actually the history criminal.

In the end, you have to be prepared to have the cool time lair and outfit and a monologue for when an alternate you shows up to prevent you killing all those innocent babies.

liberalsarecool

Tell me you're in the files without telling me you're in the files.

fairycosmos

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

transhuman-priestess

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

transhuman-priestess

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

sugarsaltreading

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

sugarsaltreading

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

bigbigbigtruck

IT GOT BETTER

mysteryteacup

The RomCom Aunties!

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

lady-dainty

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

catrad0rable

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

transcrowleyy

this has layers, man

we-open-at-six-ofcrows

I went shopping and look what I found!

silvertons

Miss Fisher, I appreciate your curiosity for crime, but- Well, every lady needs a hobby.

wordfather

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

wordfather

me when i fucking GET you

wordfather

bowlby4

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

valtsv

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

valtsv

"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.

beeezah

how could you leave this in the tags!!!

12doomed

the kiss

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Pour Yorick - Alas