The world is quiet here.

The older you get, the more you realize that no one has any idea what they are actually doing and everyone is just pretending

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

This what y'all be doing in your spare time??????

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

@theinsanerobin

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night