hotboysyd

they should invent an enough that is enough

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

hey dont cry, spaghetti and meatballs with shaky cheese and garlic bread okay

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now