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one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people
just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

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If dangerous predator why ear shape like that
everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble
[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..
sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
Is it licking boots?
because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

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I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence
Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands
i bet it feels good as fuck to be a prairie grass and get blown around in the wind with other prairie grasses
can i share a deltarune hot take
i am so much more interested in the mystery around noelle and dess than gaster/friend and i hope the inevitable crazy stuff that happens is more focused on the holidays and their relationships to kris than any big craaazy reveals about gaster or whatever
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

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Poof! You’re a mermaid now. Spin to get a type of mermaid! How we feeling about this?
You have been turned into this type of mermaid!!
What do you think?
I love it!!
it's alright
Ew
EW
oh cool I didn't know this type existed!!
Result/other
(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)
me: man I keep having disproportionate emotional responses to things today. must be... heh... *pulls hat down over my eyes* my dark past....
diegetic narrator: It was her fuckinfg period.
me: hey.
diegetic narrator: oh sorry my bad forgot I was diegetic
me: it's okay
i'm not either and this was not intended as a system post but i'm glad the systems are having fun with it. hell yeah death of the author you're all so right