I'm not real

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

yeah sure whatever

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

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i love that potter is just like "sure my wife will buy your porn hawkeye."