I'm not real

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

That one is porple

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

@beemovieerotica

Everyday Cutephoto is a nice name.

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

the tumblr screenshot water filter is old hat. i’m gonna put my screenshots in ornate frames

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo