I'm not real

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.