Consistency? I don't know her

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.

The wild thing is how many of those $200,000 surgeons think they’re “the rich” and vote that way. Orchestrating that is the greatest trick the devil ever played.

bless this woman Bonnie Wingate. this little piece of short nonfiction brings tears to my eyes every time i stop to read it through

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.

upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside their houses laughing and giggling, only to be caught in the shockwave