Time to Chaos

Bawling my eyes out brb

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

people think 'no children' by the mountain goats is exclusively about a bitter divorce but i think a compelling reading is the relationship between you and your randomly assigned project partner in a college class

like it's due tomorrow and you haven't added your part to the doc or replied to my texts for a week. i do hope you die. i hope we both die.

It's a tragedy that Halloween as we understand it is a rather modern invention because would've killed to see the kind of bullshit King Arthur did on Halloween. Man was watching decapitations at Christmas can you imagine how insane Ye Olde Monster Mash would've been