i don't know how to get this thing to go

to be spoken to softly and taken care of and also held. ..or something

both of them are me

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[image text: Got a really crazy fic coming up in the next 7-8 years. Stay tuned. /end]

Less “What if the Nazis won WWII” Alternate Timeline fiction, more “What if the Nazis didn’t kill 6 million Jews”.

Why do you assume ours is the good timeline?

yeah, as was answered in comments, there's several ppl posting from time to time... I'm one of them... come back every once in a while with a bunch of fanart...