Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldnāt think of the word ālibraryā, so I said ābook ranchā. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ālibrarianā.
āCowbook! Like cowboy! Noā¦Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hardā¦ā
and just now I heard him yellĀ āBOOKAROOā from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice iāve ever heard
āHowdy, pardner. Nameās Tex. Biblio Tex.ā























