boldly going to take a nap

We’ve talked at length today about Ilya’s horrific childhood but can we re-centre the unrestrained joy of a man who never truly got to be a child, falling in love with the safest man in the world, who also never truly got to be a kid, and both of them learning to play again? Silly roleplay, doing bits, making inside jokes, wrestling each other and playing video games and chasing each other throughout the cottage with a towel for Butt Whoopin’. Laughing like maniacs. Let’s all live forever..

Fandom is so obsessed with contrasts in ships that they force them onto hollanov, a couple who are FAMOUSLY supposed to be similar. There is no slutty one and prudish one. They both love sex. There is no smart one and dumb one. They both excel at the same career where traditional metrics of academic intelligence don't apply. There is no jock and nerd. They are both professional athletes. There is no neatfreak and slob. They both pay other people to clean their houses. Please release yourself from the need to manufacture an opposites attract dynamic in every facet of their relationship, ESPECIALLY when the central conceit of hollanov as a couple is that they're more alike than everyone else seems to think.

I should do this to her sometime

i'm a real sick freak, a real fucked up kinda puppy, i'm into all kinds of problematic shit. yeah, i'll surrender to your loving embrace. yeah i'll curl up in your arms. yeah, that's right slut, stroke my hair and tell me you love me for who i've become. i-ignore the sobbing, it's all part of my twisted psychosexual game

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

I have agoraphobia, I’m deathly afraid of places and yet I go places with zero casualties and zero fatalities

Like they understand they can just not be police officers

but then it might be harder to get away with shooting people and abusing their families

instagram se me lleno de esos edits con ia de los jugadores relevantes (mbappe, messi, haaland, etc) del mundial hechos minas, muchaches si se quieren culiar a un tipo hay formas mas fáciles

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!