Beep Beep Lisa

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

"lisa the simpson" as a metaphor for transfemininity goes crazy. the family patriarch tells lisa what she Must Be, justifying his reasoning with biology. she tries to fit in with her male family members, even though doing so makes her miserable. when homer shows her the extended simpsons family, he's showing her possible futures, all of them men and all of them miserable losers. and then her salvation comes in the form of womanhood, with all its promise of a fulfilling and worthwhile life. there's a stupid crack about chromosomes at the end there but let's ignore it bc it sucks. and the brain teaser is like a metaphor inside the metaphor -- this puzzle that seems insoluble at first but then suddenly becomes a source of joy and triumph on the heels of lisa's realization that she will be a woman. it's good shit

also when homer asks one of the simpsons relatives what he does for a living and the guy goes "umm. i shoot birds at the airport." that's one of the funniest line reads in the show

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

what im learning from my years of being one of the annoying woke black people on here is that a Lot of white and nonblack people really do not understand what racism is and what it has done to African Americans. like when we learn abt it in schools they dont really tell you abt the mass rape and genocide and torture of Africans by white slave owners, they dont talk abt the murder of babies and the cannibalism either. its all in The Past so we should just get over it, lol. and then when nonamerican's colonial past gets brought up they start throwing tantrums too, because antiblackness is a global thing, many countries have exploited Africa and its people. this isnt unique to one nation. its so funny how all these Smart Communists are so ignorant abt racism in america and globally, and then when black leftist/progressive tumblr users try to say anything abt their real actual Lived Experiences as Black people its met with dismissal and hatred and condescension and Um, Actually, im not from america, can you talk to me like im 5 about racism please :) and if youre anything but Nice they will call you a slur

JENNY MATH :D

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

@cloud-of-forgetting

YAY

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek