Beep Beep Lisa

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

me and booji watched the backrooms yesterday and really liked it! very scary though booji had to hide in my pocket cuz he got too scared :[

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

i dont even want to do this

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.