now we got all the coconuts bitch

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

you have to make a certain number of 0 note tumblr posts to go to heaven

fuck

HOLY SHIT. PRINCESS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S REAL!!!

ok so basically being chuuni is like being emo as a teenager. if u want to be seen that way and state it explicitly then u have already lost the battle. nobody is gonna see u as emo or chuuni. ur bound to wannabehood forever. which of course is chuuni and emo in its own right

u have to remind urself of the quintessential visibly emo teenager groaning “ughhhhh im NOT EMOOOOOO ….” and understand that chuunibyou is functionally the same. the only way to truly be chuuni is to insist that you aren’t chuuni and the powers are real

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

@deadgirl10

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gonna go squat on my own personal five square feet of street and if anyone gets close I'll glare at em girl style

scientist girl who overloads a cute girl's pleasure centres for fun