now we got all the coconuts bitch

They'll write very long posts about how important it is not to use it and call you a pedophile and a rapist in the same breath

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

every so often I do think fondly on Joe Biden's "at least three" response to being asked how many genders there are.

agereg maid who finished cleaning: i'm sweeeeppyyyyy

one of the advantages of big frilly princess dress is that the maids cant see the wet spot when the princess has an accident and laugh at her

princesses maids and knights are like rock paper scissors

alternatively the maid um. the maid can ummm. uhh umm uhhhhhh *runs away but i slip on my big pretty princess dress and get immediately addressed by a maid*

and she ummm uhh ummmmm. uhhhhh ummmmmmm uh. uhhhhhhhhhhhh *hits you in the head with my pretty princess baseball bat while blushing intensely and the maid takes you away*

higurashi x omori crossover called omora- *a chloroform rag is put over my mouth and i am dragged away by a pair of maids*

what are you doing.

you cant fucking do this to me.