nixa

mvk's crusty old ass putting on his dramatic elaborate costume putting in his earrings doing his eye makeup and slicking back his hair (rapidly thinning despite his recent trip to turkey) and you guys are out here calling him a homophobe like he wasn't spending his prime cruising in the courthouse bathrooms. his hole loose asf and you're claiming he hates the gays

the parallels between beanix and lana skye make me go insane and hurt myself and others

you can tell that jotaro wants to be cool so fucking bad like he really tries so hard to be nonchalant but he always inevitably fucks it up by finishing off whatever aurafarming bullshit he was doing with some cornball ass one-liner. like dude you were so close

every time someone tries to make one character seem smart by dumbing down another character an angel loses at least a few feathers from their wings i think

me personally if i was phoenix wright and opposing counsel insulted my very recently murdered mentor AT HER MURDER TRIAL i would've stolen a bailiff's gun and shot him on the spot. but that's just me