blergh

i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight

She's like 6 years old, Greg's at least 12, maybe 13. She's ornery for sure, but he's wily. He could take her, easy

she would bite his jugular like a feral dog and he would die

mr. gorbachev…… hot box this car!!

hey man can you come pick me up from the Wall greens  on 32nd street. I have been enfeebled by diseases

Kevin??

not my tinky winky ass slipping in the tubby custard

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen