Hurley's House for Haunted Hounds

ok i feel better, i got to see images of kim looking pathetic and washed up, all my anger is gone now i just want 2 pick him up and scrub him against a washboard just so i can hear him gurgle when i wring him out 😋

'how can you predict your periods without tracking your cycle????' bruv my cycle is tracking ME, it's hunting ME down, i know it's coming by the pervasive dread an entire week before it arrives and the violent roiling hatred that supersedes that. im dodging screaming meltdowns like they're door to door salesmen. my cycle has me locking the doors, turning off all the lights, and ducking under windows like i'm under siege and it's got fucking snipers on me. the irs is easier to avoid than my cycle. it's leaving calling cards every 12 hours just to watch me sweat.

i have literally like 4 days a month where my emotional and mental health isn't forced to one extreme or another by hormones, quite literally Not having periods anymore would change me fundamentally as a person. will still have a solid week of crazy ludicrous horny due to ovulating but i think that's enrichment for everyone else so it's ok, i would never dream of taking away the hurley hornyposting

im on my period again (getting to experience a fun new variation again bc still acclimating to no iud and no bc) and we're not going to talk about what it's done to my mood (murderous, hateful, and volatile), we're just going to live in a world where i take it all out on kim. grit your teeth pretty man, i'm about to introduce you to a new job responsibility the lcd didn't warn you about