Hurley's House for Haunted Hounds

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

there is no amount of language learning that is useless. I think it obviously scales up in wonderfulness as you learn more, but even just being at the point where you can recognize what language is being spoken or written is still a more useful thing than not knowing that. it is lovely to say hi to people in their language! any attempt to learn is important. you don't get fluent overnight. and you don't have to get fluent overnight. more knowledge is better than none. it isn't just all or nothing.

you try to look up information on how to be safe when cutting and every single thing is like Nobody Knows Why Cutting Manifests In Teenager But It’s Probably Because Of Their Rotten Soul. Parents Here’s How To Take Away Every Knife From Your Child And Make Them Pure Again and it’s like okay well first of all everyone involved in this situation except the cutting teenager should die and second of all i just want to know if it’s okay to cut vertically on my thigh

and then the ai search engine shit asks you if you’re about to kill yourself and sends you to a hotline where you’ll be told have you tried detransitioning and/or not killing yourself and there’s eight hundred studies on the soul sickness of teenagers who cut and parent advocacy groups that tell you to do talk therapy at your child and never give them privacy and i’m literally just trying to cut myself for sex reasons it shouldn’t be this hard and i’m so tired of how all of the entire world treats “mental health” as compulsory normality and complacency with abuse and otherwise you’re a disorder freak who just never deserved human rights in the first place

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"