SHE'S WET, FOLKS

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

Thinking any texting habit is weird while using Reddit is funny as fuck the irony

playing hard to want

Still trying to live a normal life while being traumatized is worthwhile because it makes it so you can sometimes get to genuinely enjoy things, but this doesn't stop the sludge in the background from giving your good memories a sinister aura.

my love language is making you the only person i don't ignore on days i dont want to speak to anyone

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

the evil ugly green of your beloved mutual’s sideblog