I've figured out how to easily mass produce free estrogen!
We just gotta follow this simple diagram:
Because the other girlies always be meowing at me~ :3c
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I've figured out how to easily mass produce free estrogen!
We just gotta follow this simple diagram:
Because the other girlies always be meowing at me~ :3c

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thinking about how the cosmetics industry would have been devastated if widespread masking is still a thing in society. lipstick? useless. foundation? transfers too much and sales plummet. the only survivors would probably be eye products and maybe lip balm. i would not be surprised if Big Cosmetics (TM) also lobbied for early relaxation of pandemic policies.
yes this post is motivated by my instagram feed serving me makeup content
During lockdown, women were OPENLY talking about how much more time they had to themselves without being expected to perform an elaborate hair and makeup routine every morning. Just one more thing society has memory-holed for back-to-normal. 🙃
new knitting project affirmations:
- you counted the stitches correctly
- the tension is fine
- the first few rows are always going to look wonky
- you have enough yarn
- it will be easier once you have done a few centimetres
- the tension is fine
Yue Qingyuan being a part of Shen Yuan's metaphorical harem is such a funny thing to me, because he's the only dude in the series that doesn't get wife beamed by Shen Yuan specifically. Like they're cool with each other, but Yue Qingyuan was wife beamed by the guy who enjoyed making an enemy out of everyone in the vicinity
Wife: Husband! A man has infiltrated the Garden!
Luo Bingge: A man? Let this Lord take care of him
Luo Bingge, approaching the man: You there! How did you enter my Flower Garden?!
Shen Yuan, reading a yellow book: You married me, remember?
Luo Bingge, scoffing: Did I? Then tell this Lord this, how big am I? All my spouses should know, after all
Shen Yuan, flipping a page: About 10 cun
Luo Bingge: Then-
Shen Yuan, still not looking at him: And as thick as an arm
Luo Bingge: ...ok, I guess I did marry you
Wife: Husband, that can't be!
Luo Bingge: He knows how big my dick is, how else would he know!

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oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads
if binghe had just been an angry crier then jinlan city would have been resolved so fast. he tries to threaten sqq but his voice cracks on a sob and sqq crumples like a wet napkin at lightspeed
*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this
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Ermm rewind that

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It’s a shame that google is evil now because god damn does duckduckgo image search suck absolute shit
Let’s all actually do this
posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly
let’s all stop doing this now
Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
I think I might be about to send a deranged email
Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission
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Wait actually we should do this. Theres a serious blood shortage in the US(and canada iirc) right now
there is! reminder that eligibility is less stupid than it used to be and blood donation is a good thing to do most of the time. especially o-negative people.