The last Title had to go so...

Wei WuXian, your brother's sulking in a cup again...

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

When you're the little fat kid in elementary school gym class, they don't actually teach you, like, how to do the things you're not capable of doing, they just kind of shame you for not entering the class already fit and then give you a B for effort. In that way it is kind of a ritualized torture where the child is made to do extremely physically demanding and painful things while being publically shamed for being in pain and upset. The only thing I "learned" from gym class was a trauma response

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

Reverse-transmigration Binggeyuan with Omegaverse flavor. One where Shen Yuan has a fanon-typical illness and everyone can tell just how bad it is because of his Scent. Bingge arrives in this world and for some reason can’t return to his own world and thus has to grapple with not being able to save SY - not even dual cultivation can help.

when i was a kid i loved audiobooks (still do) and i always wondered why i had to “check out” an audiobook online thru overdrive and latter libby for a limited time, since if they always had the digital copy of the audiobook there was nothing stopping them from just letting anyone have it, at any time, and for any length of time. i was a kid so assumed it was for some complicated reason that i didnt understand, instead of the uncomplicated and stupid as fuck reason that it’s like that so publishing companies can make money rofllll

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

I can no longer remember the title of the book it’s from, but here’s a quote that has remained trapped in my head for the last 8 years: “Driving in Ireland is dangerous because the roads are full of old farmers who’ve led good lives and are fairly sure they’ll get into heaven.”

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

Australlan Bento

I should have included beetroot

bloke dinner

I feel like the Brazilian football league is a goldmine of untapped potential for silly tumblr posts. What if I just started posting random funny moments of Brazilian football