I do backflips every single day of my life👏🏼

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

oh it’s ms.

"oh my god you're transforming into something unspeakably horrifying!!!" it's called commitment to the bit 🙄

what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

The devil is god’s enemy but will torture you if you disobey god? Girl they are in cahoots. Good cop bad cop.

Nobody gets me like he does (said about an awful middle aged fictional man who would not, in fact, get me at all)

huh, this “soylent green” stuff is delicious! kinda tastes like my favorite food, human flesh

I have bad news for you…..

uh oh :( what is it

The last head of state for the Soviet Union, Mikhail Gorbachev, has died aged 91 following an extended period of illness