Life is Painful But Women Are Hot

Given how often solar eclipse are used to date historical events, I think an international calendar should begin on the day of the first recorded total solar eclipse.

If scientist are right about some Irish petroglyphs, it is currently the year 5365. Christ was born in 3340. The Egyptian middle kingdom period lasted from 1300 to 1558. The Ottoman empire took Constantinople in 4793. Star Wars episode IV was released in 5312.

Proto-writing systems emerged sometime between -40 and 240. The Olmecs emerged in roughly 2140. The Aztec Empire was founded in 4768. The Zhang dynasty began in roughly 1574.

there has never been a character as horrendously down bad for someone as shoresy is for laura mohr. he'd take a header off the bridge of nations just to brush arms with her. he'd do a full gainer down the crack in killarney just to hold her purse. he'd tongue-kiss a toaster just to vacuum her car. he'd take his eyebrows off just for a high five from her. he'd bite into a beehive just to hose out her bins. these are all direct quotes from the show btw

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Casting with all my might

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice