heavy is the crown

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

ok but why does no one ever talk about the palpable sexual tension of meeting your match. your equal. it can be in any task you excel in. just the idea of everyone before them being so substandard and then finally you have someone who can challenge you in a way that no one ever has before. someone that can finally be better than you, who can protect you in a way no has ever been able to. there is a certain loneliness in being the best of the best and here comes someone eager to overthrow you. the rivalry. the acceptance of the other’s strength. the equality in skillsets. why does no one ever talk about that? huh? HUH?

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

I was so much cooler as a kid, before I had all my audacity and self-esteem repeatedly stamped out.

maybe i’m being too sensitive here but like. “yiddish is so funny” “haha yiddish is such a good language like schlep really does sound like it means a long journey lol” “yiddish mouthfeel is great it’s is like the kiki and bouba of languages” my great grandparents were never able to fully communicate with their children because they struggled with english but refused to pass yiddish down after their oldest son was beaten by his pre k teachers every time he spoke it

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

so hard to find these guys

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

im slightly bored. does anyone want to go fight to the death with our bare hands

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

Theodor would approve.

Sharks Identified🦈