Pwease Cwap

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

anyone on their period in the summer should be allowed to do whatever they want

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for