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Titties for kitties

official boob post

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

Ok yeah that lake is superior

Tom was fittin' himself for an asskicking there

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

is Mimic Ikea one large mimic housing many smaller mimics?

Don't worry about it

does mimic ikea have a food area?

i have great news about the entirety of mimic ikea!

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

she has spent the last 4-and-a-half billion years winking flirtatiously at her Wife the Earth

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?