definitelynotafox

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

If you have to insult me, the word you want is pretentious, not performative, performative implies this is an act, when it is anything but, I am a very genuine person, I'm also just an asshole

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

My will to live is homemade.

“not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!!” I say as I show the officer my gun with clear intent to harm

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

bread aisle smell has me acting rambunctious

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me