I donât care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
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I donât care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

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SAY IT WITH ME: I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.
And I will vote blue no matter who.
An update to this already amazing post. But due to Covid, the USPS being truly fucked, and all other forms of voter suppression:
Request a mail in ballot as soon as you can and return it the day you get it.
Election Day is November 3 technically, but we MUST get our mail in ballots returned well ahead of time. We MUST account for the attempts at (additional) voter suppression. We MUST adhere to our state regulations on when ballots need to be received by. We MUST NOT let the Cheeto suppress our voices.
This is going to be the most underwhelming Election Day for possibly the most important presidential election in modern history due to mail in voting. There might not be a winner declared that night. We might feel like weâre in turmoil and Trump might declare victory prematurely. We cannot be discouraged.
Get your votes in early. Vote in any upcoming primaries. Make sure your friends and families are requesting ballots and voting. We can do this.
One other option. Many states allow you to drop off completed absentee ballots at polling stations. My county has drop boxes so you donât even have to get out of your car.Â
Vote early - Vote Safely - Just vote!!Â
I've never hit reblog so fast in my entire life omg
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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canât push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If youâre like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itâs small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itâs so simple but the door does not move.
You canât see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canât recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
Thatâs why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iâve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnât budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iâm home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youâre not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Â
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itâs one of the reasons they have axes; itâs entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donât fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Sharing for all the safety items!!
Informative. Please share!
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i bought this telegram, because itâs probably the best thing iâve ever seen. Â iâm framing it. Â it cost $1.
I need to end all my correspondences with âGet meâ now
1800s twitter post right here
Ok but real talk here, big, important question for everyone:
Why do you like but not reblog?
It feels like the bare minimum in fandom to reblog stuff you like. Itâs the easiest way to support artists/writers and guarantee they do more of that same kind of thing.
I thought of some reasons people might not want to reblog and Iâm going to debunk them:
Reblog = repost and reposts are evil!!!
Reblogs are different than reposts. As long as the original post came from the artist, the artist gets the credit for it and thatâs what they want. REPOSTS are when you find a piece of art you like, save it to your computer, and later make your own post with it, and thatâs not cool
Reblogging is too much effort!!
It really, really isnât. On mobile? Press and hold the reblog button. The post has now been reblogged. On desktop? Hold the alt key and then click the reblog button. Off it goes, letting more people enjoy the beauty of the post you just enjoyed yourself!
I donât want to tag things though
So thenâŚdonât? Just reblog it with no tags. You want to tag it later, you can. You never want to tag things? Cool, neither do I most times!
I DO want to tag things but I feel like Iâm bothering people
I guarantee you, 90% of the time, artists love tags. Even the keyboard smash tags. The ones they donât love are the ones demanding more art/for the artist to do things in a specific way/to change the art to suit one specific viewerâs preferences.
If I reblog things a lot, itâll annoy people!
If people are following you, itâs for your content. If it annoys them, they can unfollow you. Thatâs on them. If you mean itâll annoy the ARTIST if you go in and reblog their whole art tagâŚwrong, false, no, definitely not, they might even make more art specifically for you if you do that. Especially if you tag with âI love this piece becauseâŚâ and then give a reason why you love it, that is the most encouraging thing.
Reblogging doesnât fit my blog aesthetic.
Idk what to tell you here, youâre in control of your aesthetic. Make a side blog maybe, reblog there and leave your main âcleanâ. Or vice versa. No reblogs = a quickly dwindling supply of art that people are willing to post.
Reblogging is an important part of fandom/tumblr community in general. It encourages more people to make more content which means more things for you to do/see/read.
Itâs part of the fandom ecosystem; we have content makers and we have content viewers. Without makers, we have no art. Without viewers, thereâs no reason to post it online. If viewers are limited, people start reconsidering whether to bother posting their art online or just share it with their friends they know will give feedback.
Reblogs are how you contribute to the fandom. Try it.
NO I MEAN REBLOG THIS TOO
Literally, itâs very important to share things. If you see someone going through and liking everything but not sharing it (which happens to me a lot) it genuinely gets you wondering whatâs wrong with your work that they donât wanna share it publically. It makes you feel like an art-robot.
Feels like I see less and less art now partly because of people moving off the site, but also people rarely reblog art and comics anymore and itâs just sort of memes and discussions now. Also the lack of feedback just discourages artists and then you get less and less art in general. I like this platform better than other social media, but it sucks itâs become this way.
art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs
similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it⌠dont take creativity for granted when ur getting it for free

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That one time we got accidentally locked out of the house. I remember that FOR ME it was a fun adventure!
THIS IS ADORABLE
How much past is âacceptableâ to these people? Because Breonna Taylor was murdered in March.
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Rich people truly live in a different dimension
Yes! They do! Iâve been trying to get that point to stick and people just donât follow. The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.
My old bossâs sister didnât think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) âYou peasants work for us, peasants donât deserve enough money for those things.â
I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known Iâd have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the âYou donât carry a minimum $200 everywhere?â was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet. Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because âWell the doctor fixed everything, so why not?â
If old boss didnât take home a million dollars in a month the company was âHaving a bad time of things.â Thatâs not sales, or total gain, thatâs his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didnât count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didnât count it as income.
To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure thatâs $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, thatâs $750 for parking. No big deal.
Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.
The ruling class is able to purchase actions with no concequences
Agdgsgsgsg Iâm LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats
IT GETS BETTER
In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy thereâs people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.
i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.
Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

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