Profound

“Bålkos Fine ettermiddager og kvelder på bålplassen. Hønene er sjølvsagt med... “

“Happy #worldnakedgardeningday 🍑🌱 pretty sure we’re not supposed to show any c🐓ck  in this trend - but mine’s just so big 🤭 And did he not steal the show?!? This is one of my favorite days. It was created to promote body positivity and is so fun! Plus, it feels so good to be outside in the buff 🙌 Second year in the books!”

“Penguin is an ancient soul who has returned to tell us wisdoms long forgotten. She says ... Embrace your true self and grow a beard three times wide as your face. Prepare a sacred dirt pit, and bathe in it daily. Recite your magic prayers loudly in the morning when you’re hungry.

And most importantly, bring cheese.”

“They only go out if I put hay down over the snow for them.”