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Hey friends I'm going to start going by the name Hamlet from now on I think

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lorencethecat

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

lynnsenpai

The explosions have begun in full force, so it's time for my yearly repost.

ambulancelivedebut

99% of mcr song live debut truthers quit before their song is played btw. stay strong out there

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Got to my gig too early so now I'm sitting awkwardly in the car for a bit

#my face

corpsecoded-deactivated20250106

*trying to flirt* haha i bet ur guts look soooo pretty i bet u have the greatest bones ever. ur beating heart would be so sexy to hold in my hands i would be so gentle with it. why are you running

synthient

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like “woahhh. A cat….that’s sad. That’s deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this”

So the producer assigned to the project was like “okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I’m thinking a cast of about 5 and–”

And ALW was like “no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I’ve taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this”

And the producer was like “wh– you– wh– do you even have. a plot”

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said “the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)”

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

castielcampbell

gallusrostromegalus

You know how the best genre of rock song is “There’s a Wizard”? CATS is good because it’s two and a half hours straight of “There’s a Cat”, which shares a lot of the same musical DNA.

Though curiously, the “There’s a Cat who is a Wizard” song is actually the worst one in the whole play. It’s not great on its own, but it’s REALLY not done any favors by the song right before it, “There’s a Cat Who Has Done Every Crime Ever And Everyone Is At Least A Little Horny For Him.”

dragongirlsweetie

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

auroroboros1

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

dragongirlsweetie

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

sosaysdean

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mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

artchivary

[Voice of someone meeting their soon-to-be best friend in the entire universe]: You made a mistake, Murderbot, a really bad mistake.

Animated version of panel 2 below the cut; warning for bright moving lights/eyestrain.

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I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

quasi-normalcy

So there's this old TNG novel that I read one time, "The Eyes of the Beholders", and I can't quite recommend it, because it's kind of weird about disability, but the premise is that the Enterprise comes across a sort of a space station filled with labyrinthine halls of strange and explicable artefacts, and even looking at its interior for more than a few seconds is enough to drive any humanoid violently insane; but the twist, which I actually think was pretty clever, is

it's an art gallery for an eldritch, extra-dimensional species. They're very sorry, they didn't know it would have that effect on people from our spacetime.

quasi-normalcy

The thing about having Lovecraftian horror in the Star Trek universe is that Star Trek characters very much do not have the same ideological baggage as Lovecraft protagonists, and this would realistically affect whether they even perceive it as horror.

Like, Lovecraft has several stories about interspecies miscengenation with squamous entities from the depths of space. Commander Riker would call that "a normal Saturday night."

balrog-slayer66

Promo art from McDonald’s cups for “Jurassic Park”

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tranthony

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

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