Hey friends I'm going to start going by the name Hamlet from now on I think
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Hey friends I'm going to start going by the name Hamlet from now on I think

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
i (type 1 diabetic) was explaining autoimmune diseases to someone and she was like ohh right so yours is the good kind of diabetes where you didn't do it to yourself. to which i objected that's not how type 2 works either. and she said well that's the fat old people disease. and i was like you can't say that, a) not how it works and b) extremely rude. and her defense was her grandparents have type 2 and "did it to themselves" and since they're fat old people she reserves the right to hate on them. i understand hating shitty grandparents but YOU are the shitty one here to hate on them for their medical conditions and weight rather than literally anything else. hello?!
anyway type 2 diabetics i'm sorry about the world. everyone* be kind to type 2s or else
*note to type 1 diabetics especially we need to be better at solidarity and not cling to being the "good ones" at type 2s' expense. what the fuck is a good kind of diabetes anyway
also worth saying diabetes is a complex reaction to a not-yet-fully-understood set of factors and environmental pressures and genetics and it's reductive and fatphobic to say fat=diabetes BUT EVEN SO no matter if someone did incontrovertibly "give themself diabetes" that's not a free pass for dehumanization. shut upppp

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I love that for all Murderbot's complaints about the company not investing in SecUnit education, it thinks Three is the weird one for immediately trying to absorb as much educational content as it can instead of watching soap operas
Faithful reader, even as you dismiss these words as no more than a dream, you wake, and realise you are the girl, wearing a high-necked gown, and the guilt of ancient sins, and fleeing a house on a Tuesday.

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We have lost the meaning of queerbait
Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.
Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.
Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.
Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.
A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.
Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs
I get that it sounds like a joke but there was an actual man in my backyard hunting for wet toads last night and I am being fully honest
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to herp, verb.
the act of searching—often largely without success but nevertheless with enthusiasm—for amphibians and reptiles (‘herps’).
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I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club
My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.