people change people

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

Found family? No I stole them fair and square

Parker from Leverage (I mean, all of them from Leverage, really) be like

can't talk. sharing images and words on the internet

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

What jobs even exist