If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

Hey dude! You mind if I borrow your hole for a sec?

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

Celebrating pride month by fucking you and your boyfriend/husband

As I get ready for work, I can’t help but wonder: why does someone with a fat cock like mine have to clock in?

it’s ok if you wanna slide your cock down my throat and hear me gag and choke on it a little 🎀

can i interest you , perhaps, in swallowing eachother to the base ?

I can and will suck that nerd's dick

it’s ok if you wanna slide your cock down my throat and hear me gag and choke on it a little 🎀

no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)

if I play my cards right maybe this tumblr mutual and I will have sex one day

One of the things they don't tell you about following gay guys on tumblr. You will see gif sets of every single time any man has ever been naked in a movie or tv show. You will learn about shows and movies you've never heard of before because gay guys on tumblr are reblogging gifs of a slightly chubby side character taking off his shirt and you can see his tits jiggle a bit

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass