borshch powered fuck machine

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

BREAKING NEWS: Man So Insufferable He Has Been Paid To Leave Every Project He Has Ever Joined Becomes Richest Person In Existence. "Le Epic Win", Says Man

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

Congratulations to the United States for decisively losing the dumbass war they started