borshch powered fuck machine

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

everytime I see a fat butch an angel gains its wings.

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

the cucumbers are ARMED and DANGEROUS

The way she got so cutely distracted from the threat with "Oh a little bee :D" is why the cucumbers let her live

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺