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"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

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for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses đĽş" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint
look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."
yknow, as counterintuitive as it may seem, helping a suicidal friend isn't a matter of stopping them from dying. it's about helping to make their world one that's worth living in.
it's important to make that distinction, lest we make people's quality of life worse in the name of "protecting" them.
To quote the material I use to teach prevention:
Most people who are having thoughts of suicide have not decided that they want to die. Many of them have not even decided that they don't want to live. Instead they want to talk to someone about not wanting to live.
I am not a huge fan of the sci-fi trope of humans as boring or special, which can be troublesome sometimes. Mostly Iâd like if there was more of a pendulum effect instead of aliens being flabbergasted by us all the time or being condescending.
Sure, itâs fun when a tasty human snack is something very poisonous to aliens, but I wanna take that gag about species differences further! Rather than âhar har, the Nonsensoleans canât eat spicy peppers like us,â and leave it at that, show me the Nonsensoleans being aghast at the things humans eat willingly, but also the humans who found that amusing doing a double take when the Nonsensoleans find the shipâs extremely toxic cleaning supplies, remark on humans keeping âthe spicesâ in weird places, and having a good old fashioned Nonsensolean barbecue, which is so poisonous smelling it is dangerous.
Aliens that are surprised and impressed by the temperature differences humans not only can withstand but willingly subject themselves to, but find subjecting themselves to levels of sensory deprivation humans would consider torture a useful mental exercise.
The âyour species is so weird (admiring, slightly worried)â is so much better when it cuts every which way. Galactic community is full of freaks and nobody is 100% sure what everyone else can do.
this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

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The Eightfold AI lawsuit exposed what happens when companies treat employment decisions like ad targeting â and why the fix requires enginee
a bit more context
Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.
I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.
Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i
They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government
They also filmed in illegally occupied territories in western sahara
Sahrawi filmmakers criticise Christopher Nolan for complicity in Moroccan exploitation of Sahrawi land
hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.
for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.
HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]
today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)
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What if therapy with mumbo (cutout) got a little sad?
Sorry for the scuff, itâs a smth small I made during work
Sorry for the scuff,
itâs a smth small
I made during work
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
âBlink Motherfuckerâ an essay of Papyrusâ battle.
Papyrusâ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and hereâs why.
Ok so, think about the battle sprites.Â
Nabstablookâs eyes shake so, constatly moving.Â
Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.
(I couldnât find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)
Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind.Â
Mad Dummy? bouncing.Â
Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out.Â
Asgore? bounceing.Â
Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound.Â
Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side.Â
Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well.Â
Whatâs weird about Papyrusâ battle is he doesnât move at all.
His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know whatâs REALLY WEIRD?? During the battleâŚPapyrusâ mouth doesnât even move. watch a playthrough againâŚ.iâm right.Â
During Papyrusâ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, heâs very active.Â
But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. Itâs like thereâs a cardboard cut out of Papyrus. Â Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch.Â
Blink Motherfucker.
Hey so, real quick.
A Bunch or the reactions are people say âOh! Heâs concentrating on not killing you!â
WhichâŚ..I actually took the exact opposite interpretation.
Because, think about the movement in battles. Who moves the most?
Omega Flowey
Undyne the undying
Asriel Dankerr
Mettaton
Mad Dummy
People who are putting their ALL into killing you. Putting in all their concentration and effort into ending your little motherfukn lifu.
The people who move the least? (besides Papyrus the paper cutout)
Toriel
Nabstablook
most of the minor battles
Asgore
So, Toriel: Who does not want to kill you, and due to her lack of concentration on her attacks and more on her emotions causes the attacks to miss you. (Can still easily accidentally kill you) But still, distracted. Not putting her all into the battle
Nabstablook: Who needs ghost depression therapy. Really not feeling up to it right now. Not putting their all into it.
Minor monster battles: They do MOVE, and a lot of them do extensively, but theyâre more still than like, Undyne or MTT. Theyâre only fighting you out of obligation. Not putting their all into it.
Asgore: He moves more than the otherâs I pointed out, but his movements are small. He bounces slightly and slowly, if he moves itâs for his trident attack. Because well, he does NOT want you dead. He does NOT want that seventh soul. Heâs not putting his all into it.
(Note: Sans is kinda an inbetween. bc he bounces a bunch and dodges and teleports a HELL of a lot. moves his arm. but he also like, aint moving a lot compaired to Asriel and Undying if you get me.)
D-Do you get where iâm coming from?
The Sprites that move the most? Putting in EVERYTHING into this battle. They want you dead. They are using all their energy and strength to end you.
The Sprites that stay still? Not putting in their all.
Not putting in their all.
Papyrus has the same amount of energy he usually has during his date, and the finale. He zips and zooms around the screen like a ping pong ball.Â
He is always putting in 110% into every little thing he does.
In his battle, he is still. A statue. A motherfucking plastic barbie. Not even moving his mouth.Â
(Note: I think some sprites donât move their mouths in battle screens, but Papyrus moves his jaw later on the date, the dump, and in the finale. There is no excuse for him not moving his mouth during battle. But you know who else never moves their mouth bc heâs to lazy to? Sans the mother fu-. Sans is never putting in his all and doesnât even bother to move his mouth to words.)
(Also note the only time he makes a diffrent expression is when you hit him, and not for long)
Papyrus isnât putting in all his energy.Â
Papyrus isnât putting in all his power.
Now listen, If when using his bare minimum, he can still control his attacks to a point where you cannot die, he can summon words spelled out and a GIANT FUCKING BONE, have a whole conversation with himself and not paying attention while fighting you, holy fuck.
I donât want to know what Papyrus is like putting in his all.
The real reason Flowey befriended Papyrus was because of Papyrusâ unmatched raw power.
Good time to bring back the fact that everyone has two vines around them except Papyrus who has four.
Tbh with how much Flowey experimented with resets he could have seen Papyrus actually trying and I wanna see the look on that bastardâs face when he got yeeted from the ruins to new home and back.
papyrus could be an all powerful being, literally capable of killing literally everyone in the underground but is like âNAH, IâM JUST GONNA CHILL OUT HERE WITH MY SPAGHETTI AND DINOSAUR EGGS OATMEALâ that just radiates big mood to me, and i wish i knew why
shaggy, papyrus, and kirby are the trifecta of âcan i destroy you in an instant? yes. would i rather just have lunch? also yesâ
FUCK YOURE RIGHT JKHSKJHKJSDHKJSDHDSÂ
it makes sense. monsters are only as strong as their souls and and emotions. They take more damage when something wants to do more damage to them and they deal more damage when they really want to make what theyre fighting hurt. Papyrus is the one who is the most sure of himself. the one who has the most self confidence and empathy. Papyrus has the strongest soul and shares that strength with everyone he meets.
This thread made me want to play ut again
This is the best response to this post mostly because my only goal in life is to get people to play undertale
A respectable goal indeed
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By the way it's like. Really fucked how society's thoughts on epilepsy is just "get over it." Seizures can cause permanent brain damage. Seizures can kill people. Seizures hurt like hell. Allow me to reiterate that seizures can kill people. And you're just gonna casually put flashing lights, a common trigger for seizures in your advertisement, in your animation meme, in your edit, on your billboards, without even thinking about putting a simple disclaimer? That's unbelievable. Your little anime edit could deadass cost a life and you're not gonna put a warning because it's "inconvenient" or "people like that shouldn't be on the internet" (ableist) (the problem exists outside the internet also). Or you'll give insufficient ones like putting it in the captions or only giving like one second before the flashing lights appear, meaning that the trigger's already in motion before anyone who needs the warning can read it and save themselves from literal physical danger.
We need to start commenting under other people's posts about how to properly warn for flashing lights and eyestrain. We need to be emailing and calling companies about their possibly triggering advertisements that could induce seizures. We need to stop tolerating ableism and start speaking up for the more vulnerable.
Also, stop putting epilepsy warnings. That's like saying "warning: schizophrenia" on a post including unreality or "warning: dyslexia" on a post with a typing quirk. First off, the disability mentioned isn't the only group of people that this could trigger. Second, it doesn't truly get the message across and instead makes it worse for those with the disability-- scrolling through the epilepsy tag on Tumblr should get you to view the content of other epileptic people, but no, you just get a bunch of flashing lights and eyestrain, even though you could instead tag for, oh I dunno, flashing lights and eyestrain.
Anyways this Disability Pride, and for every month that comes after, think about epileptic people and others who are triggered by flashing lights/eyestrain. Happy pride to those who experience seizures too frequently due to the unaccommodating and ableist societies we live in!
I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."