I suggest you pee yourself

I suggest being punk

Close enough

I suggest reading your friends' tea leaves. And maybe taking a bit too long on it :)

being into omo is really funny when i think about it too hard. yeah this person is really hot i hope they have to use the bathroom really bad. and don't make it

You've reached the omorashi hotline. Please Hold

Certified piss post

I have an better idea ☝️

Certified piss post

Now, as to what to do with it,

don’t forget to wash your hands after. do forget to pull your shorts down before though

I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to pee yourself for me.

Went to omorashi world and these people keep pissing themselves they just never learn. It's a daily occurrence they simply do not gain any intel from their failures

i once peed myself on a trampoline

did you keep bouncing

Yes :) some mathematically-interesting-shaped streams of pee never hurt nobody