yikes

I still think it’s so funny that shane was assigned gay by rose landry and his reaction was WHEW! thank god someone else decided that for me. anyway I’m off to get my man I can sense that he’s making bad decisions in a club somewhere

I think true love is when two people make each other love themselves more.

like sure you can read shane coming out to ilya in florida as a confession of love or whatever you want that’s fine. but i read it like shane being like “you don’t understand i am stuck HERE. this right here is my entire life, this is all it’s ever going to be!! hotel rooms like this are the only thing i will ever get.” except ilya hears “i think maybe i like having sex with men” and laughs at him. so then shane says “fuck you you’re not gay” meaning “fuck you, YOU have a way out of this one”

Being into figure skating is such a masochistic interest that they had to create an aftercare called Gala Exhibition

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

The club scene but it’s actually a party hosted by Jackson wang

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes