a lesbian in support of kurapika

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

thinking wistfully once again about the au where fox accidentally kills palpatine, and then the whole coruscant guard loyally weekend-at-bernies the chancellor of the republic around for three days, trying to find a way to fake palpatine’s public death in a way that won’t lead back to their commander before he can break out of the holding cell thorn has him in and actually turn himself in for murder to someone who cares.

#he tries to tell like four different people about it and theyre just like yeah so?? and?? #okokokok but thinking about them needing to pull in some extemely unprepared trooper who just transferred to corrie guard because he does #a really unsettlingly good impression of palpatines voice #and he usually uses this to get free drinks from other troopers at 79s by saying something funny in the chancellors voice #and now hes crouched behind a chair trying to throw his voice while they puppet master a corpse 

Not only does that Shiny get a promotion, he also wins the Most Fucked Up Job Right After Deployment game that the Coruscant Guard has going. Dags, Lore and Trigger don’t win cause while they may have had to puppet the corpse, they had been on Coruscant for nearly a year. Poor Shiny has only been there a week.

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

"People don't want to work anymore" for some mysterious reason.

You know when someone goes "Oh, you're autistic? You should meet my buddy Ronathon he's autistic you'll love him he's great" and you meet him and he's the fucking worst

And I should clarify the point Im making is not "I'm *special* and *different* and *better*" it's "Autism is not a defining personality trait"

It’s like the same as “oh, you’re gay? You should meet my buddy ronathon he’s gay you’ll love him he’s great” or “oh, you’re Hispanic? You should meet my friend ronathon he’s Hispanic you’ll love him he’s great” or “oh you’re a woman? You should meet my friend ronatha she’s also a woman you’ll love her she’s great” and then they’re always totally different from you. Like, people like to go, oh I know two people with this same weird thing about them so that means they’re the same they should be friends, but that never works because your descriptors don’t define your personality and it’s super annoying that people do that.

This is a good addition but I need to add that I am Delighted you continued to use fake name I pulled from my butt. Like ah shit it’s Ronathan

congrats to Ronatha on her transition, even if she's still the worst

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently