garfeild on a string

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

Hello lesbians in the notes

Hello again lesbians in the notes

my mom just jokingly called herself a chubby chaser

tell your mom to message me

i regret to inform you that my mother is heterosexual

just give her my number and leave it to me

Squirrels are the Midwest pigeon

Bitches aren’t even scared of you

They stare you down from like five feet away

I can't understand why fromsoft fandom can't accept transfem readings of so many characters when the games are literally well known for their traps

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

google search “troll face”