garfeild on a string

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

google search “troll face”

Its good

so if I set up a big projector screen in the back of a truck and drive out to Amish country to show cocomelon to the kids is that like unethical

unambiguously yes

hell yeah

although a fictional set of elf stones is featured in several fantasy books, the real elf stones are famously owned by rock legend sir ringo starr

people seem to think the elf stones can’t be real because of their fantastical origins, but what they forget is that the fictional ones were based on reality.

the real elf stones were considered lost for decades before they were discovered unlabeled in a private collection in the late 00's and were then subsequently sold to sir richard 'ringo starr' starkey at a sotheby's auction in london in 2014

(forgetting the word erogenous) hey girl, are your horns an erogenous zone? (I remembered it at the end lol)

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