garfeild on a string

sit back fuckerinos while I link my GoFundMe for my woke vision of a Hamilton remake where all the founding fathers are girls

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!