Sorry that I'm late to the game, but to Emily: What were your thoughts on Hell as a first impression?
"It was an....INTERESTING place. The people were a little rude and it was a little dirty and there was a lot more....blood then I expected, but Charlie has shown me some really nice parts. Her ring is really nice and apparently Charlie told me there's a gluttony ring with LITERAL all you can eat cheesecake!
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Sera sits next to Emily in her hospital bed a few days after Lute attacked her.
Sera: Im so sorry that this happened to you Emily.....I never should've trust Adam NEVER should have let him go through with these exterminations-!
Emily: AND never should've LIED to me about them. RIGHT?
Sera:...Yes. I'm sorry for that too......I promise, from now on? NO more secrets. Not between us.
Emily: THANK you.
They gently hug....and then Emily gets a nervous expression.
Emily: Uh....Since we're now...telling secrets....There is...ONE I should probably tell you....
Sera: What?
Emily: You know how my job is bringing joy to winners? Well....some sometimes request a....a DIFFERENT way of....giving them happiness....
Sera:...What..., what are you saying?
Emily rubs the back of her head and appears a rolled up scroll. She hands it to Sera and she lets it unfurl all the way down to the floor and halfway to the end of Emily's bed.
Sera: I....don't understand, what is this?
Emily: Its no big deal....Just....a list of....everyone that I've....had sex with....
Sera:..........WHAT?
Emily: Like I said, some have a DIFFERENT kind of joy they want, so-!
Sera, reading: I-I can't belive this! How could you-Wait, WHY is St Peter on this list?!
Emily: Well, we meet up between breaks when he isn't manning the door and he's often tired after, so-
Sera: Wait, does that say ABEL?! As in Adam's SON?! You had sex with Adam's SON?!
Emily: Yeah....But not with Adam though! That'd be weird....and also I heard he's not a very good lover.
Sera: I-That-EMILY, this is-*She pauses and slowly sucks in a HEAVY breathe* This is...FINE....This FINE. I....I can't judge you after what I've done and secrets I'VE kept......Are you at least....being....CAREFUL?
Emily: Oh, ABSOLUTELY!
She appears a MASSIVE roll of condoms in her hand.
Sera's eye twitches.
And thus when Emily starts her job in Hell of being the Virtue of Hope, Sera puts a VERY strict rule on her: NO having sex with demons.
i also need you all to know the actual translation of "pebble" isnt like the small rock pebble, it does literally translate to "baby" and simon would hear it as "baby". i wrote "pebble" because grace translated eridian babies as "pebbles" for his own amusement. therefore: you, the viewer, get the grace terminology.
Charlotte Dawnslight is an angel of Heaven who seeks only the best for all mortal souls, including those suffering in Hell. She has wild dreams for a rehabilitation program to allow repentant sinners to enter Heaven, despite the lack of confidence from the Seraphim. With the help of the fallen first man, the sinner Adam, will she be able to achieve this dream?
AU Tag | Fic | Character Designs 1 | 2 | Teen Charlie | Sin of Despair AU Crossover | Playlist | Updated Storybooks |
Snip Snip Snip (Vaggie & The Vees AU)
Wandering Hell aimlessly after her fall, the former exorcist Vaggie finds an advertisement for a modeling position under the infamous overlords The Vees. Unfortunately for her, she catches the eye of Velvette herself and is offered a deal: Vaggie receives the finest personal protection the Vees can provide from all the threats of Hell… in exchange for Velvette’s total rights and control of her body and image. What will life contracted to an Overlord entail for our fallen angel?
AU Tag | Intro Post | Art 1 & Ficlet | Art 2 & Lore | Outfit Sheet | Playlist | Pride |
Adam and Lute sit nervously at the table before Sera in her office, Lute's uniform still covered in golden blood and her helmet off. Sera looms over them both giving them a DEADLY glare, eyes repeatedly appearing and dissapearing off her body, her whole form trembling in rage.
Adam, whispering to Lute: Oooo, yeah. She's pissed.
Lute, whispering: That's rather obvious sir. *She clears her throat and speaks up to Sera* High Seraphim, I-
Sera holds up a finger to silence her.
Sera:....Give. me. ONE reason I shouldn't BANISH you from Heaven RIGHT now.
Adam; Woah! Hey, come on Ser. Lute, she-she just-just fucked up is all! It was just a mistake!
Sera: A MISTAKE?! She MUTILATED my younger sister! The doctor said Emily's wings will need to be AMPUTATED because of HER!
Lute: Your highness, please! I-I was just trying to do my job! That...DEMON simply appearing from Hell is CLEARLY some kind of trick! Him being here is clearly a ploy by the King of Hell! He's untrustworthy!
Sera:.....
She looks across the room where Pentious is sitting in a chair in handcuffs sadly looking at an egg he'd drawn a jagged smiley face on.
She then looks at Adam and Lute again with a raiser eyebrow.
Lute: He's a THREAT! It can't be a coincidence that he just APPEARS here after the same extermination where one of our Exorcists was MURDERED!
Sera: Wait, WHAT?!
Adam: Oh, yeah! Holy shit, we found her fucking CORPSE without its head! Leaking blood and everything! I dont know how, but those fuckers figured out how to KILL us!
Lute: EXACTLY! Every second we waste debating his "innocence", the information is no doubt circulating through Hell and allowing the demons to formulate how they'll rise AGAINST us! We need to go back down there and wipe them ALL out!
Sera pinches the bridge of her nose.
Sera: Let me see if I have this right.....Not only did you assault my younger sister....Not only did you attack a potential new entry to Heaven and reveal the exterminations to EVERYONE.....Not only have your Exterminations, which I was against, not prevented the ONE! FUCKING! THING! THEY ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE PREVENTING......But YOU TWO want me to let you go down there and potentially ferment MORE rebellion against us AND risk the lives of the rest of our Exorcist soldiers KNOWING the demons have a method of SLAYING us?!?!?
Adam: .............Yeah?
Sera let out a noise between a roar and a loud caw that made the whole building shake.
Adam; L-Look! Sera, babe! Come on! We can fucking fix this!
Sera: HOW exactly are you supposed to do THAT?!
???: Its OBVIOUS how.
Everyone looked to see Emily walking into the room stiffly, wearing a hospital gown and her face and torso covered in bandges.
Sera: Emily! What are you doing here? You should be resting!
Emily: I can't just REST while all of this is going on! Look, I don't know much about these...these EXTERMINATIONS, but the answer is OBVIOUS. *She points to Sir Pentious* It's right THERE.
They all look at him and he awkwardly waves at them all with one hand.
Pentious: Uh...Hello.
Adam: How the fuck is HE gonna fix anything?
Emily: Because he's PROOF that sinners can CHANGE. *She looks at Sera* If sinners can be redeemed and earn their way into Heaven, then there's no NEED to exterminate them! We can help them all change and then they won't WANT to rebel against us!
Adam scoffs.
Adam: Yeah. Sure. That'll TOTALLY happen.
Sera: Emily, it's....it's NOT that simple.
Emily: It's worth a TRY isn't it? What do we have to lose?
Adam: But we don't even know how the fuck he GOT here!
Emily: Then MAYBE we should try ASKING.
She weakly goes over to Pentious and unlocks his shackles.
Sera: Emily!
But Emily ignores her and smiles at Pentious.
Emily: Hi. Mister...Sir Pentious, was it? Its nice to meet you.
Pentious: Uh...Sssame to you, Missss.
Emily: If you wouldn't mind...Could you tell us how you got up here?
Pentious: Well, there'ssss a problem with that. I...I don't know how I got here.
Emily: Well....You siad you were in Hell before, right?
Pentious: Yessss....
Adam: What for?
Emily: Adam...
Adam: Hey, just saying. We should KNOW just to make sure this guy wasn't some sick fuck who did stuff like eat babies or something.
Emily: Im sure Mister Pentious didn't EAT BABIES.....*She looks at Pentious* You DIDN'T eat any babies....Right?
Pentious: No, no.....I.....I was once an inventor....
And he tells them about his human life and death.
Adam, at the end: Oh, okay, cool. So you were a creep AND a pussy.
Emily: Adam!
Adam: What? He let a bunch of ladies die because HE was too much of a bitch to say anything even when he KNEW the guy.
Sera: That's ENOUGH.
Pentious: No. No, he....he's right. I....I was a coward. Too afraid to take action, too afraid to live my life. Too afraid to....to help women who needed me....
Emily: Okay....But...How did you get up here?
Pentious: Well.....Over the lassst couple of yearssss, I'd been working on improving mysssself.
Adam: Uh, what?
Pentious: Itssss true. It all ssstarted after I had a....meeting with the Ssssin of Despair.
Emily: Sin of...Despair?
Sera: The sins are high ranking demons, essentially equivalents to our virtues...But I thought there were only SEVEN.
Pentious: Asss did I. She gave me ssssomewhat of a talking to about my behaviour in life, my cowardice, my failuressss. And....she started helping me get passssed them. Become...a better persssson. She even got me a job, helping build vehiclessss and toys and things for the good citizenssss of Hells rings. I...I started trying to be more active in life. Made friendssss. I even stood up to chap in the pub after he started making lessss then kind advancessss to a....a rival of mine.
Adam: Okay, blah-blah-blah, but how did you get up here?
Pentious: Well...The lasssst thing i recall wad that I went out on Extermination day. Usually I wait it out at my job protect by my Hellborn companionssss, but I'd heard a rumor my old rival would be out on the streetsssss trying to steal cash. I went to find her....and found her surrounded by three exorcists. They were about to run her through, but I...I got their in way. Told to run. And before I knew it....one had slit open my belly with her sword....and I found myself here....Oh, dear miss bomb....*He looks to Emily* Do you know if she is alright? Did she make it?!
Emily: Im sorry. I don't know....But...it sounds like what you did was really brave.
Pentious: Well....After a lifetime of being a coward....I refused to be one again....
Sera: And...you say this...Sin of Despair is the one who helped you?
Pentious: Yessss....From what I recall hearing, I believe she's Lucifers daughter.
Lute: HA! See? I knew it! This is clearly a trick the Morningstars duaghter has pulled together to-!
Sera: Shut the fuck up, Lute!
Lute:....Shutting the fuck up, ma'am....
Emily: Okay, then we know where to start. We go down to Hell and meet with this...Sin of Despair and figure out how she helped mister Pentious here.
Adam: Uh, US? Go down THERE? Fuck THAT idea.
Sera: I HATE to even have to think these words right now, but....Adam is right Emily. The situation in Hell....It might be more dangerous then even we thought.
Emily: Then I'LL go.
Sera: What?! No! No, you're still so HURT and-and we don't know WHAT this Sin of Despair is like or what she might do to-
Emily: I am the angel of JOY, Sera! I can't just sit up here KNOWING that we've been causing so much pain to so many souls for so long! If a war with Hell is REALLY what we're trying tk avoid, then I'll go even IF it's dangerous. It's the RIGHT thing to do. The GOOD thing....And I THOUGHT being right and good were what we were SUPPOSED to be....
Sera:....
Her eyes travel along the bandages on Emily's face and down her neck.
Sera:....*She sighs* At least wait until your wounds have healed....And we can fit you with some prosthetics for your wings...I imagine you'll need them down there.
Adam: What?!
Lute: You can't SERIOUSLY be entertaining this-!
Sera silenced both of them with a look.
Sera: Effective immediately, ALL Exterminations are indefinitely canceled and the Exorcist army is to put on leave. NO ONE is to go to Hell without MY permission.
Adam:....Fine...
Sera: Good. *Her angry gase then focuses on Lute* And YOU. You are to be stripped of ALL rank, position and power as Lieutenant of the Exorcists.....and I do NOT want to see your face anywhere near me OR Emily for the next HUNDRED years. Do I make myself CLEAR?
Lute:....Yes ma'am....
She flies off.
Adam: Uh, hey! Who's gonna fucking help me lead now?!
Sera: Your SON is waiting in line to lead, isn't he? HE can be your new lieutenant.
Adam: Awww, come on, ABIE? I mean, don't get me wrong, he's great, he's MY kid after all, but the guys a PUSSY.
Sera: ADAM....
Adam:...Alright, alright, whatever....
He flies off too.
Sera then looks to Emily.
Sera: Im going to trust you in this Emily....Just...promise you'll be careful....Please?
Emily: I will. *She holds up her pinky* Pinkie promise.
Sera gets a warm smile and locks her pinkie around Emily's.
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Emily and Vaggi are taking a short day trip to Pentagram City so Vaggi can show Emily more parts of Hell. Vaggi is talking about the town and the types of sinners who live there when Emily suddenly freezes and her eyes go wide.
Vaggi: Emily? What's wrong?
Emily:....Who....Is....THAT?
Vaggi looks to see Carmila Carmine walking down the street with her daughters.
Vaggi: Oh, that's just Carmila Carmine. Local Overlord, weapons dealer. NOT good news. Why?
Emily:......😍
Vaggi: Emily?
Emily poofs a bouquet of roses into her hands.
Emily: I must have her....
Vaggi: Emily, NO.
Emily: Emily, YES!
Vaggi grabs her wrist to keep her from going over but Emily keeps pulling against it.
Vaggi: She looks WAY older then you!
Emily: I know. She's aged like a fine sacrimental wine....
Vaggi: She has kids!
Emily: Such adorable little baby birds...
Vaggi: She's a WEAPONS DEALER who OWNS people's souls!
Emily: And IM going to show her the path to redemption! And true love! And the alter! *Muttering* And hopefully one day, my bedroom....
She gets out of Vaggi's grip and zooms off.
Vaggi groans.
Vaggi: Lovesick dork....
Just then her phone rings and she sees its Charlie.
hoooo buddy this one is a three-fer. i couldn't fit everything i wanted on the dual pages and adding a whole other double page felt like a lot, ergo: 3 of them
been thinking abt like early pearl and garnet because they have such a funny dynamic to me. Like garnet’s the leader and we see especially in s1 how high of a pedestal pearl holds her on and she’s like constantly clinging onto her but garnet Wasn’t always like that. When we see her rejuvenated shes very naive and innocent and has no clue whats going on ever and she was GENUINELY terrified of pearl when they first met. I feel like for a while they had this dynamic that was like the scene from tangled w eugene and rapunzel right after raps left the tower
Based on an idea discussed with my friend @ordinaryschmuck and something i wrote for @angels-is-birds
Vaggi stands in front of Emily in Charlie's office.
Vaggi: Okay, Em. Im gonna be gone for a few days handling some buisness for the theatre. And since you're probably the only other person besides me Charlie is okay with comforting her, you're gonna be responsible for the job of "Emotional Support Angel" while I'm away.
Emily: Don't worry Vaggi. You can count on me!
Vaggi: I know. Still, I want to show you some of the ways that I use to help comfort Charlie and keep her from spiraling.
Vaggi takes then one of Emily's hands and slowly starts rubbing circles into the back of it while using the other hand to run her fingers through her hair.
Vaggi: Now, if Charlie is just a little nervous, this is a good way to start. Just speak in a calming voice, let her know everything's not as bad as she thinks, do this to help ease her nerves. If it seems REALLY bad....*She presses her forehead gently to Emily's* Try doing THIS too.
Emily, blushing slightly: U-Uh....Right....Okay...I can do that...
Vaggi: Good. Now, when she's REALLY stuck in her own emotions or hyperfixating on something, Charlie has trouble really listening or focusing on anything else. So....
To Emily's surprise, Vaggi lets go of her hand and stops stroking her hair, then firmly pins her to the wall by her wrists, making sure lean in close and look sternly into her face, raising her wings high so that besides Vaggi's face the only thing she could see was a wall of white.
Vaggi: You do THIS. It helps keep her focus on YOU. You need to speak FIRMLY and CLEARLY that whatever self loathing, angry, emotional thing she has stuck in her brain ISN'T true. That she isn't the failure she thinks she is, and that her negative, depressing thoughts AREN'T right.
Emily gulps and blushes even harder, trying hard not to sweat.
Emily: Uh-I-Is this part really...NECESSARY?
Vaggi: YES. When Charlie starts really emotionally shitting on herself, its hard to pull her out of it. Force her attention on YOU and speak strongly so she knows you MEAN it. Do you UNDERSTAND?
Emily: Y-Y-Yes.....
Vaggi: Okay. Good.
She lets her go. Then puts her into Charlie's desk chair.
Vaggi: Now, if she's sitting down and freaking out....
Vaggi then sits on Emily's lap backwards, wrapping her legs around her waist and tightly gripping her shoulders, their faces only inches apart.
Vaggi: Immediately sit down like this. Lots of close contact, keeps her from trying to push you off and the weight makes her focus on YOU and not whatever has her stuck.
Emily:.....Im not...gonna have to KISS Charlie or anything like that too...Am I?
Vaggi: What?! Fuck no! Where the hell would you get that idea?!
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guess who's baaaccckkkk (its been like barely any time lol).
anyway, for some clarification, I put the events of Iron Lung in 379 eic. its never specified in the film (or the game? not sure about that one) what year it is, so i made it 379 eic of rvarious timeline purposes that will be revealed later. Simon also told them this year in the previous page, if that wasn't clear. i just felt that he wouldnt mention it in the journal cuz like. he already knows the year, he's not gonna write it down.
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On Earth, the Louisiana swamp possessed a peculiar sort of silence after a kill.
Not true silence, of course. The cicadas never stopped their relentless chorus, and the frogs along the bayou croaked on with blissful indifference, uncaring of whatever horrors stalked beneath the cypress boughs. Nature had long ago made peace with monsters.
No, this was something subtler.
A hush that settled over the marsh like morning fog. A world holding its breath. The only sound left was the slow, satisfied exhale of a predator with nothing left to hunt.
Alastor adored that silence.
He hummed as he worked, an old jazz tune with a lively swing to it. He'd first heard it drifting from an open window on Bourbon Street, back when the city was still finding its feet and New Orleans smelled of magnolias, cigar smoke, and impossible ambition.
His black gloves were hopelessly ruined, so he didn't fuss over the bloodstained handkerchief. He wiped the blade clean with practiced care, folded the cloth into a neat square, and slipped it into his breast pocket.
One never abandoned good manners simply because one had committed murder. The details mattered. They were what separated artistry from butchery.
The man — former man, Alastor corrected himself with a pleased smile — lay sprawled at the edge of the mire, one arm already disappearing beneath the sluggish black water.
A traveling salesman from Houston. Painfully ordinary in life, even more so in death. Really, that was the greatest insult Alastor could imagine. The universe had handed this man a perfectly serviceable existence and he'd spent it being aggressively mediocre.
He'd been wealthy, entitled, and thoroughly convinced the world existed solely for his amusement. Worse still, he'd mistaken Alastor's smile for an invitation.
“That's all your kind is good for,” he'd sneered, reaching far too boldly.
Alastor had indeed shown him a delightful evening. It had simply ended with a hunting knife buried neatly beneath his ribs.
Honestly, it had been almost disappointingly easy. Undo a few buttons, flash a shy smile, laugh at a handful of dreadful jokes, stroke an ego already swollen beyond reason and the man had practically led himself into the swamp.
Alastor had scarcely needed to try.
He clicked his tongue, loosened his tie, rolled his sleeves back down, and straightened his suspenders with meticulous precision.
“You really ought to have struggled more,” he remarked to the corpse. “Where's the sport in it otherwise?”
The body, predictably, had no rebuttal.
“Mm. That's what I thought.”
With efficient, almost domestic motions, he finished filling the grave. The wet earth swallowed the body without complaint while the surrounding reeds whispered softly in the evening breeze. Nearby, the last scraps of evidence crackled inside a small fire: a bloodied cloth, torn fabric, a wallet stripped of anything useful.
The flames consumed them all with greedy little pops until nothing remained but glowing embers and drifting ash.
When the fire died, Alastor let out a quiet sigh of satisfaction.
He retrieved his shovel and hunting knife from where they rested against a gnarled oak, wiped each one spotless, and packed them into a worn canvas sack. Another pleasant evening, concluded.
He dusted the dirt from his trousers, adjusted his hat, and turned to leave.
Then stopped.
Something shimmered through the trees. A single gleam, bright and impossibly out of place, flickering from a nearby clearing.
Alastor's smile widened.
Curiosity had always been one of his favorite vices.
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It was faint.
Half-buried beneath dead autumn leaves and the thick carpet of moss that, given enough time, claimed everything in this forgotten stretch of Louisiana bayou.
Alastor stopped and tilted his head.
His hearing had always been unnaturally keen—a gift he'd never found a satisfying explanation for and, eventually, stopped bothering to question. Beneath the endless chorus of insects and croaking frogs, he caught something else.
A whisper. Not a voice, but a vibration.
A low, lingering hum that seemed to exist somewhere between sound and silence, like a distant radio station bleeding through the wrong frequency.
Curious.
Alastor had not survived this long by walking away from curious things.
He stepped off the narrow trail, polished shoes climbing over slick roots twisted through the marsh. The closer he came, the stronger that peculiar sensation grew. Not louder, but clearer, as though whatever lingered beneath the earth had suddenly realized someone was listening.
He crouched and swept aside the damp leaves with one gloved hand.
A pentagram.
Nearly as wide as a wagon wheel, carved deeply into the soil. Its lines had been drawn in chalk, cold ash, and something rust-colored that Alastor recognized immediately as blood. Melted candles ringed the symbol, their wax hardened into pale rivulets clinging stubbornly to the dirt. Torn pages fluttered lazily across the clearing, stained by rain and mud until whatever scripture they had once carried had long since become unreadable.
The air smelled of burnt sage and cheap moonshine.
Alastor pursed his lips.
“A summoning circle,” he announced to absolutely no one, in the precise tone of a professor grading an exceptionally poor examination. “My, my.”
He leaned closer, inspecting the outer runes without allowing so much as a fingertip to brush them.
“Crooked sigils.” His gaze drifted to the next. “Uneven spacing. The circles aren't even concentric.”
He sighed with genuine feeling. “There is really no excuse for such dreadful penmanship.”
Then he stopped.
“...Are those cartoon apples?”
Tiny doodles had been scribbled cheerfully among the ritual markings. Little apples. A circus tent. Smiling ducks. One of them appeared to be wearing a top hat.
Alastor stared for a long, unblinking moment.
“It's a wonder they summoned anything at all.”
A beat.
“...Or perhaps they didn't.”
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The memory surfaced almost immediately.
A few months prior, New Orleans had been swept through by a wandering religious sect.
It was magnificent material for his radio program, truly a gift that kept giving.
According to their increasingly incoherent sermons, the barriers between realms were weakening. Heaven and Hell would soon collide in some grand cosmic reckoning against an unnamed evil, and the Devil himself would play a pivotal role.
There was, however, one rather unusual detail.
The Devil was, they insisted, a duck man.
Not metaphorically. Not symbolically. Literally. A duck man.
Alastor had no particular opinion on the theology. The entertainment value, however, had been extraordinary.
Their followers wandered the streets shrieking, “The time has come! The time has come!” at bewildered pedestrians while waving handmade signs covered in apples, pentagrams, circus tents, and suspiciously cheerful ducks.
One particularly ambitious disciple had even stationed himself outside a church on St. Charles Avenue, eagerly distributing pamphlets to anyone unfortunate enough to make eye contact.
The pamphlets, naturally, also featured ducks, apples and even a circus.
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There was a consistency to their madness, if nothing else.
Whatever credibility the sect might once have possessed evaporated entirely when their self-proclaimed prophet concluded that earthly garments were merely an oppressive social construct and began delivering his sermons in the nude.
New Orleans had tolerated an impressive assortment of eccentrics throughout its long and colorful history. Public nudity on a Tuesday, however, proved to be where the city finally drew the line.
The congregation had been chased out soon afterward. Apparently, not before attempting a few summoning rituals in the surrounding wilderness.
Alastor surveyed the remains of their efforts.
He found he had very little sympathy.
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He spotted a broken bottle lying beside one of the cypress roots. Brown glass with the neck had shattered cleanly against the wood.
He picked it up, holding it to the thin shafts of moonlight filtering through the canopy.
Sticky residue clung to the inside. He sniffed it.
“Corn mash.” Another sniff. “Far too much sugar.”
He smiled. “Moonshine and desperation. A proud Louisiana tradition.”
He set the bottle down, dusted his hands, and rose to his feet.
Interesting though this little discovery had been, he really ought to be on his way. There was a body to relocate before sunrise, an alibi to maintain, and a radio program that wasn’t going to write itself.
Frankly, he had no interest in cleaning up after whichever half-baked occult enthusiasts had attempted to bully the cosmos into granting them an audience.
He turned to leave.
The jagged edge of the broken bottle snagged against his glove.
A sharp sting. “Ow.”
He drew his hand back.
A neat little slit had opened across the leather covering his index finger. How irritating.
A crimson bead welled through the tear, then fell.
Past his hand. Past the drifting leaves.
Straight into the exact center of the pentagram, with the sort of impeccable precision that could only be described as fate showing off.
”...Oh, honestly.”
The swamp answered immediately.
No slow awakening. No ominous rumble. No theatrical crescendo, which was frankly, a little rude, given the circumstances.
One moment the clearing was cold, damp, and entirely ordinary. The next, every rune ignited with scarlet light erupting through the carved lines with explosive violence, racing across the earth faster than lightning, consuming the pentagram whole.
Then gold. Blazing gold which became impossibly bright.
The earth hummed beneath his feet. The cypress groaned and bent away from the circle. High above, a murder of crows burst screaming from the canopy, scattering into the night in a storm of frantic black wings.
The frogs fell silent. The cicadas stopped mid-song. Even the wind left.
Alastor threw an arm across his face.
“Now just a—” He never finished.
Nor did he see the thread.
A single strand of golden light slipped silently from the tear in his glove. It coiled gently around his wrist, then stretched toward the blazing heart of the summoning circle. Shimmering once, as though recognizing something, before pulling taut.
The light exploded.
There was no sound. Only brilliance. White consumed everything.
Power crashed through the clearing like a tidal wave, ancient beyond comprehension, surging through the swamp with enough force to send Alastor stumbling backward several steps. Every hair on his body stood on end.
For one dizzying instant, he could not locate the ground.
Then it stopped. Abrupt as a snuffed candle.
The wind returned, tentative. The frogs resumed. The cicadas followed. The swamp, with the magnificent indifference that was Louisiana’s greatest natural resource, simply continued.
Alastor blinked spots from his vision.
No creature. No horror. No spontaneous combustion. He flexed his fingers cautiously.
Still attached.
“...Well.” His brow furrowed. “That was certainly dramatic.”
He glanced around the clearing. Nothing. No scorched earth, no lingering glow, no polite explanatory note from whatever had just decided to make his evening significantly more complicated.
“I dislike mysteries that refuse to leave behind proper evidence.”
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Something was there.
Something small.
It glowed with a soft golden radiance, no brighter than a lantern hidden beneath a blanket, yet utterly impossible to ignore.
Alastor retrieved his shovel and approached with measured steps. The runes had gone cold, their light spent entirely on whatever they'd been building toward.
He reached the edge of the pentagram.
Raised the shovel.
Prepared himself for whatever was reasonable to prepare himself for.
He peered inside.
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A baby looked back at him.
Alastor's expression didn't change.
Internally, however, and he would take this to whatever grave eventually claimed him, there was a brief but significant pause while his mind attempted to rearrange reality that made even marginal sense.
The infant couldn't have been more than a few months old.
She lay nestled in a soft pink blanket, impossibly clean amid the muddy clearing, as though someone had placed her gently inside an oversized cradle rather than the smoking wreckage of an occult ritual gone sideways. Tiny wisps of bright blond hair framed a cherubic face. Her skin was pale as fresh snow, with round pink blush marks decorating both cheeks as naturally as freckles.
She looked remarkably like one of those absurdly expensive porcelain dolls wealthy little girls insisted on dragging everywhere.
As he leaned slightly closer, because surely not…
Two tiny horn nubs curled delicately from her forehead.
Then she blinked. Her eyes met his. It shimmered like molten gold dust caught beneath sunlight.
She was, in every observable sense, the most aggressively charming thing Alastor had ever encountered.
He found this deeply suspicious.
The infant blinked once more. Then smiled. A bright, toothless smile, entirely free of caution or fear.
Then reached one pudgy little fist toward him with the unshakeable confidence of someone who had never once considered the possibility of being refused anything.
“Baa…” she giggled, a trail of drool escaped the corner of her mouth
Alastor stared. The shovel remained raised.
The baby grabbed at empty air with tremendous determination.
Several long seconds passed.
“No.” Instantaneous.
She waved both arms.
“No,” he repeated, with considerably more conviction than he felt. “Absolutely not.”
She kicked happily beneath the blanket.
“I was in the middle of something.”
Another tiny giggle.
“I have responsibilities.” He pointed at himself with the shovel handle.
“A program to run. An audience to entertain. I am, in point of fact—” he said this with great clarity ”—a murderer.”
The declaration hung in the humid air.
He gestured toward the tiny bundle.
“Which is not a profession generally conducive to...” He searched for the word. ”...this.”
The baby considered his argument with great seriousness.
Then—
“Achoo!”
The sneeze was impossibly dainty.
A tiny puff of pink-and-gold smoke drifted from her nose, floated lazily into the humid Louisiana air, and vanished without a trace.
Alastor watched the smoke disappear.
Then looked at the little horn nubs, then back to where the smoke had been, then back to the horns.
Several fundamental assumptions he’d held about the nature of reality made quiet, dignified exits from his working model of the world.
“.....That’s new.” he said, because, what else could he say.
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Alastor lowered himself slowly onto his heels.
His hands, which had not trembled through rather a lot of things that reasonably warranted trembling, were doing something embarrassingly close to shaking.
“She is not human.”
He said it aloud because the situation seemed to warrant stating the obvious.
He looked up. His gaze swept the dark wall of cypress, the still black water, the moon hanging overhead with the blameless indifference of something that had seen far stranger things and intended to keep its own counsel.
Then he waited.
Quite reasonably, he thought.
For someone to arrive and explain themselves. A frantic parent. A guardian. An infernal courier with paperwork. Anyone capable of explaining precisely how an infant had materialized in the middle of a summoning circle.
The swamp offered frogs.
“...Of course.”
His attention drifted back to the child.
The infant had become thoroughly absorbed in the noble pursuit of fitting her entire fist into her mouth. The endeavor appeared to require her full concentration.
“...Of course,” he repeated.
A long sigh escaped him.
“....Good Lord,”
His gaze dropped to the blanket.
Soft. Pink. Far finer quality than anything one would expect to find abandoned in a Louisiana swamp. In one corner, delicate burgundy thread embroidered a single name in elegant cursive.
He read it aloud before realizing he'd only meant to think it.
“Charlie.”
The name settled warmly in the humid air. Strangely unassuming for something that had arrived the way she had.
He looked at the horns. The golden eyes were now blinking slowly, sleepily, at him. The pink smoke was still faintly in the air.
None of it fit any category he possessed. Which meant he was operating blind. Which meant, his jaw tightened, that whoever had sent her, or lost her, or whatever the appropriate verb was for this situation, would be coming to collect her eventually.
And they would find her in the custody of a man standing beside a freshly filled grave, holding a shovel, with blood on his cuffs.
“...Well.” His voice came out softer than intended. “Miss Charlie.”
He inclined his head with the courtesy the situation seemed to demand.
"It would appear someone has made a truly spectacular error in judgment this evening."
A thoughtful pause.
“And I regret to inform you..." He sighed. "...it was almost certainly me.”
Charlie regarded him with solemn golden eyes. Then blew a tiny spit bubble. It floated for precisely one second before popping.
"...Yes," Alastor said gravely. "Quite."
He pinched the bridge of his nose.
“You are, unless appearances are wildly deceiving me, which, given this evening, I can no longer entirely rule out that you are not from here.”
He glanced toward the extinguished summoning circle.
“Which means that wherever you are from, someone is going to notice your absence.”
He glanced around the clearing.
“And when they come looking, and they will come looking, make no mistake, they will find you in the company of a man standing next to a grave.”
He gestured at the shovel. “With this.”
At his cuffs. “And that.”
He let out a slow breath through his nose.
“I rather expect introductions are going to prove tremendously unpleasant.”
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So he waited.
One hour. Then another.
No infernal gateway split the air. No smell of sulfur drifted through the trees. No frantic, otherworldly guardian came crashing through the cypress demanding to know who had stolen their child.
Only the moon. The swamp. And Charlie.
She shifted beneath her blanket. A small whimper escaped her, then another. Building with gradual, inevitable momentum into something louder and more committed. Like a storm that had made a decision and intended to see it through.
“Oh.” He straightened immediately. “Oh, don’t.”
Another whine.
“Please don’t.”
The pleading note in his own voice startled him considerably.
Charlie drew in a deep breath.
For one hopeful, glorious second, he wondered if perhaps she’d decided against it.
Then she wailed.
The cry tore through the swamp with astonishing force for a creature scarcely larger than a loaf of bread, echoing across the black water until even the birds nesting high in the cypress stirred uneasily.
Alastor flinched. “Oh dear.”
The crying intensified.
He looked at his own hands, the hands that had done a frankly impressive catalogue of things without flinching, and found them completely, uselessly unhelpful.
“I...” His voice came out almost apologetic. ”...don’t do this.”
Charlie remained entirely unconvinced. If anything, she cried louder.
Despite everything, despite the grave behind him, the shovel in his hand, and the rapidly mounting certainty that this evening had permanently escaped his control. The corner of Alastor’s mouth twitched.
“My, my.” He shook his head slowly. “Bold.”
Another indignant shriek.
“Demanding.” Something shifted in his expression, not quite a smile and not quite anything else. ”...I can respect that.”
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With the crying showing absolutely no inclination toward a diplomatic resolution, Alastor did the only thing left to him.
He picked her up.
Poorly. Very poorly.
His elbows locked at his sides as though she were an unstable explosive, which for all he actually knew, she might be. He held her at arm's length, her tiny legs dangling uselessly beneath the blanket.
Charlie found this arrangement deeply insulting. Her cries doubled.
“Oh, for Heaven's—”
He stopped himself.
Unclear if that was the right address. Best not to chance it.
“...Mercy.”
With all the confidence of a man performing surgery after reading half a pamphlet in a language he didn't speak, he adjusted his grip. Closer. Still wrong.
He hesitated. Then, with the careful, almost reluctant movements of someone navigating entirely unmapped territory, he drew her against his chest.
One hand supporting her back. One hand cradling the impossible little bundle. And almost without thinking, he began to rock her.
A slow sway.
Back and forth. Back and forth.
It was awkward and utterly undignified.
Had another living soul witnessed it, Alastor would have felt morally obligated to create a second freshly dug grave before dawn.
Charlie's cries faltered. Softened. Then finally, stopped.
Alastor froze.
A tiny sigh escaped her instead, warm, sleepy and, perfectly devastatingly content.
Safe.
The sound settled somewhere deep inside the quiet between them. Her fingers fumbled upward until they found his lapel. The grip that followed was astonishingly strong for someone whose entire hand could scarcely wrap around one of his fingers.
She did not let go.
“...Huh.”
He stood motionless beneath the moonlit canopy, surrounded by black water and ancient cypress trees, holding a horned, golden-eyed, pink-smoke-sneezing infant who had materialized in a summoning circle in the middle of a Louisiana swamp.
An infant whose parents were almost certainly the kind of people one did not want to be on the wrong side of.
An infant who, in the span of less than an hour, had dismantled an evening that had been proceeding perfectly well right up until the blood touched the circle.
He searched himself methodically for what he was feeling.
Not fear. Not pity. Not obligation.
Something stranger. Something that didn't fit neatly into any compartment of his carefully ordered mind. It settled behind his ribs with surprising weight, pressing quietly against the inside of his chest.
Responsibility.
The realization arrived reluctantly. Not as a revelation but more like an unwelcome guest politely letting itself in. And woven through it, so faint he almost convinced himself it wasn't there at all, was another feeling.
Something entirely unfamiliar.
He refused to examine it.
He had the distinct suspicion that, if given a name, it might become real.
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He didn't examine it further. Some instincts, he had learned, were best left unnamed.
His gaze drifted back to the sleeping infant in his arms.
The tiny horn nubs. The golden light still clinging to her like the last warmth of a sunset. The little crease between her brows slowly smoothing away as sleep claimed her completely.
And the name stitched in burgundy thread into the corner of the blanket.
Charlie.
“No one's coming for you tonight.”
The words came out before he'd decided to say them.
Charlie offered no reply.
She simply slept against his chest, one impossibly small hand still wrapped stubbornly around the lapel of his shirt.
“No,” Alastor murmured. His eyes lifted toward the empty dark between the trees. “Didn't think so.”
Carefully, almost without realizing he was doing it, he pulled the pink blanket higher around her shoulders.
The gesture felt entirely too natural. He found this profoundly inconvenient.
With his free hand, he slung the canvas sack over one shoulder, the familiar weight of the shovel and hunting knife settling comfortably against his back.
Then he turned toward the narrow trail leading home.
The old jazz tune returned almost of its own accord, a quiet hum beneath his breath that drifted through the chorus of frogs and insects until it became difficult to tell where the melody ended and the swamp itself began.
He told himself it was only for one night.
Only until morning.
Only until whoever had misplaced a horned infant with golden eyes and an alarming tendency to sneeze magic came looking for her.
And that conversation, whenever it arrived, was going to be extraordinary, and he was absolutely not going to think about it until it became strictly necessary.
He repeated these assurances several times during the long walk back through the cypress.
They became noticeably less convincing with every repetition.
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Behind him, the ruined pentagram faded slowly. One by one, the ancient runes faded into darkness until nothing remained but scorched earth, melted wax, and the lingering scent of something that had never belonged in the mortal world.
Ahead, the cypress gradually gave way.
Beyond them waited the lonely road. A small house that had never been meant for two.
A story that would require an extraordinary amount of fabrication.
And a future Alastor could not yet begin to imagine.
He never did discover who had carved that summoning circle into the earth, nor what desperate soul had meant to call upon the darkness that night. In the end, it hardly mattered. They had aimed at something and missed entirely.
Something else had answered.
Far beyond the reach of mortal eyes, where the unseen threads of fate were woven together in silence, two lives had already become entangled.
A sinner who had yet to answered for his sins. A child who did not yet know she was a princess.
One born of Earth. One born of Hell.
Bound together by a single drop of blood, a circle drawn by fools, and the particular cruelty of fate when it decides it finds something funny.
History did not always change with wars.
Or revolutions. Or kingdoms rising and falling.
Sometimes, it changed because one murderer chose to pick up one abandoned child.
The world shifted by only the smallest measure.
One impossible little girl asleep against a killer's chest, her fingers still stubbornly curled around the lapel of his shirt.
Neither of them noticed.
The future had already begun rewriting itself around them.
The swamp kept its secrets. It always had.
And beneath the endless chorus of frogs and cicadas, it quietly buried one more.