#ozzie

So how exactly do you control where this thing takes us?

Um that's sort of the thing I haven't quite figured it out yet. I figure the reason we were stuck in hell is likely due to how frequently we've been getting customers from there lately so I assume it will be somewhere else we get a lot of customers from

Makes sense, maybe the ink world? Or the one where those care-bear looking guys come from?

The what?

The stuffed animals.

Oh right. I hope not, those guys freak me out.

Well whatever it is, I'd recommend just stepping in and coming right back out. Honestly Im a little nervous about sending someone through for the first test but-

Yeah but I'm sick of waiting. Besides I've gone through plenty of portals in my lifetime. This one isn't even top five most sketchy.

Alright if you say so... Come right back though, okay?

You got it boss.

*Ozzie Hops up, adjusting the bag on his shoulder. Tool pulls down a Frankenstein looking leaver and the entire store lurches as a whirring sound comes from the doorway. Tool opens the back door revealing a hot, rocky field full of unfamiliar tall purple plants.*

Go touch that rock and come back.

No problem.

*Ozzie steps out the door, walking towards an amber boulder maybe 80 feet away, shielding his face from the bright star in the sky. As Ozzie gets about half way to the rock, there is a sudden sharp squeal that starts to come from the machinery around the door*

Shit. OZZIE! WE'RE STARTING TO DESTABILIZE! COME BACK!

...WHAT?

*a sharp crack comes from all around the store, a bright light spilling in from the open door before a sudden force pulls it shut, the store lurching again.*

F-Fuck!

Tool! What happened?!

I don't know, the store didn't hold in place, I think all my testing weakened the gate causing it to give out!

Well just- open the gate again!

I can't! Even if the machine was working I still can't control what universe we open to and there's an infinite amount of universes it could open to!

So what, we lost Ozzie?!

I think you're confusing horns with antlers. If my horns were going to grow back they would have done so years ago. Perhaps I could find some way of showing what my horns looked like if people are particularly interested.

Found a weird cat, want it? Bubble found it! - 🎩

Oh God, we do not need another weird looking cat, we just lost Bodi in hell... But I think Lilly would kill me if we didn't take it.

Oh wow... thanks I think?

Oh hell yeah move over ozzieI'm eating that

Oscar don't-

IT HOLDS UP MY PANTS MOLLY. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY ON THE TOPIC?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MOLLY GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES