Hi

Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

And you can still do it now

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

Um

Hot take: CPR is a low-level necromantic spell

My tits mmmm so large and heavy with knowledge

you’ve heard of shitting toothpaste man, now get ready for pissing toothpaste man

Handy guys building stuff for their pets are so wholesome 😭

@is-the-cat-video-cute I think you deserve to see some wonderful catification

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

world heritage post

rb if ur gay

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

Exactly. I’m not joking.

you alright dear?

Does it look like I’m okay???

no

Exactly

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

Thank you!!! 😊😊

What it im bi is that ok

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

Child oh my god-

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

Op congrats for the dedication my man

Thank you!!

This is freaking awesome. Was gonna reblig this out of gayness but now it's just for respect.

All the respect for you! I apologize for adding ANOTHER name but I am Queer and that fell under the accepted qualifications so hi!!!

Yeah everything lgbt is valid!! Hello!

No fucking way

:))))))

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU FOLLOWINF JEEZ???

Op is the hero we don't deserve.

Hon no one doesn’t deserve me, I’m just a person

I think the point is that you’re cool, Op? And also wheeeeww long post. 

I’m just a person tho????? I mean you’re all cool!! Also yeah sorry it’s a pretty long post :(

HEEYYYYY ITS MAH BOI PETER!!!!!!!!!!!

Op you are amazing. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

No u!!!

Love u too hon, and I’m glad

the raw power this post and op exudes,,,,

OOC: This is the purest fucking thing I've seen on this hellsite and I don't care if it's not relevant to my blog IMMA REBAGLE.

does... does it work???

unfortunately, yes

Pan!!! :))

:0

I’m asexual

okay fess up, who brought this back? i’ve been going through the comments following ppl again i wanna know who to blame

genuinely think all my problems would be solved if I was just a trophy husband. where is my breadwinning wife, I want legos

Absolutely

Update: during the pandemic, Dan Price cut his salary to $0 so that he could keep paying his employees.

What a lovely man

Negative character development WOOOOOO

Consider - hero bastardizaton and villain redemption within the same work so that by the end they’ve entirely switched sides and roles