Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

when the hot immortal villain wants to burn the world with you and he's also anti-colonialist

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

The link is broken so here is the original post

@thriceandonce you were remembering correctly, it’s from 2018

@ruffboijuliaburnsides @nerdomancer this link to the original thread works, I just checked

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button when its frozen = shooting her with a merciful bullet so the demons inside of her cannot regain control and destroy all of humanity

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍