Is this Where I Type?

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

happy pride month to this post specifically

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

riverdale is the greatest show of all time. when betty is feeling evil she puts on party city wig. there’s a school where everyone dresses like they’re in grease. cheryl thinks she’s in a gothic horror instead of a cw teen drama. there’s a drug called jingle jangle. they were in that writers room channeling the divine

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck

Had it with all this bullshit grimdark worldbuilding just for the sake of edginess with nothing to actually say. I'm going to fuck the monsters.

Listen, buddy, I get it when it's monstrosity-as-a-marker-of-marginalization or it's a, a commentary on arbitrary constructions of beauty standards or whatever. That's one type of monster, that's fine. Very fuckable type of monster. But we're talking about, like, the metaphysical worldly manifestations of imperialist warmongering and rapacious depletion of the environment and systemic racism and shit like that. And I mean it's obviously not conceptually impossible to eroticize all that, you see people doing it, but it's fraught, right? It's fraught. Thin Ice. And if you're gonna go there you can't be flippant about what you're doing, man. This shit affects people's lives in real, non-metaphorical ways. When I was at CVS I just saw three or four anthromorphic personifications of the concept of medical debt pulling a little old lady apart like a wishbone