slaughterous red, luscious and fantastic

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

come over and form a strange connection wth me

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

look. Look into my eyes