i have passed through fire

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

one time at a con tim downie (gale's VA) was asked what fictional universe gale would thrive in outside of bg3 and tim said either hellraiser or love actually and I think about that every single fucking day

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog

To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.

oh my god

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica