Downtrodden Worm Man

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

What's interesting to me about The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is that despite the fact that it was in many ways the poster child for it's specific brand of early-oughts-twenty-tens LOLrandom online humor, the climax and resolution of the comic felt like a repudiation of that humor. The endgame big bad is the embodiment of prioritizing coolness and spectacle to the exclusion of taking anything else at all seriously, and the titular Doctor's character arc ends with his sitcom-strained relationship with his family finally collapsing in a way it can't recover from, leading to him ducking out of the lifestyle and going into hiding to live anonymously as a bog-standard general practitioner.

Maybe it's for the best that Pact isn't as popular as Worm. Imagine the Rose Jr. discourse.

Imagine the discourse on Post. Are you kidding me?

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

Well now the big question is if Leet’s already done this