i was an angel, though plummeting.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead