i was an angel, though plummeting.

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

Every Rob Zombie song: AUUUGG yeah kfheuste fucking hagfyda sexy zombie gurrrlll ajsheushe ajshsgevajh sbwwhahsgagaush!!! *audio clip of a 60s B list horror movie* YEAHH SEXY ZOMBIE LAYYYYDAHHHHH!!!!

you're so brave for what's about to happen to you

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

no minions but my money still gru

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

as you get older you realise that anything that helps you stop feeling stuck is welcome even if it hurts at first