Masquerading as Various Desserts

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

been laying down a lot lately. nothing to offer anyone anywhere. busy

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

in the pale moonlight I stand lone and bloodied. I look sick as fuck and you wish you were me