Weapons of Mass Destruction Have Been Found in Ile-Rien

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

You guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs the tumblrina death rate is rapidly increasing. We need to repopulate the dash.

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

I wish it was considered okay to growl at people. going "grrrr" is a lot easier and way more straightforward than "please don't do this, I'm uncomfortable." that's a full sentence. I'm probably annoyed, scared, or overstimulated. I'm not saying all that. grrr.