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I had one of those patients last night with the tragic medical condition where his penis really hurts and needs urgent examination but only when a female caregiver enters the room. This is a known thing with this guy. He has a cognitive impairment that impairs his inhibitions, a sheepish kind of “fair enough” response to being told “we’re not doing that,” and a persistence in trying that is genuinely impressive. He told me he was worried about his penis within two minutes of meeting him and asked me to assess it. I did on account of him getting it out so quickly. It looked super normal, but in the name of due diligence, I told him I could get a male nurse to come examine it with me. He told me his penis felt better.
Anyway at the end of my shift, after a night of monitoring his GI bleed until he can get to surgery in the morning, his blood pressure is now waaaaaay down and his morning labs show his hematocrit and hemoglobin are only juuuust above the level where the results come in with two bold red exclamation points behind them. It’s a classic 6:30 am rapid response, complete with an order for a blood transfusion to start in the no man’s land of shift change. His numbers aren’t great, but he’s stable. I adjust the pulse ox on his finger to get a better read on his oxygen levels, and I go, “ooh man your hands are so cold. Do you feel cold?”
And he goes, “I don’t. Wait. I do. I feel cold in one spot.”
I ask, “where do you feel cold?” Some questions you know the answer to before you even ask. Anyway, would you believe it was his penis? But the thing is, there IS a potential medical crisis happening right now. We’re triaging it in the hopes it doesn’t become a crisis. I had this vision of a patient with a medical problem he isn’t able to articulate being continually blown off by staff who then dies of Penis Explosion. “My god, the signs were all there,” we would say to each other. “If only specifically female staff randomly answering his call light had examined his penis!”
So I snap my gloves on and am like, “alright. show me your penis.”
He’s happy to oblige. I give it a quick but thorough assessment. I’m checking shaft. I’m checking balls. I’m retracting foreskin. It’s all normal as hell. I tell him that. He goes, “but can you look?”
“I did look,” I said.
“Yeah but can you look with your hands?”
“A male nurse can.”
“That’s okay,” he said sadly. “You looked.”
I told this all to Cyrus this morning as we deadheaded our rose bushes. They said sagely, “The boy who cried penis.” It’s a toss up between that and “look at it with your hands” for the phrase of the night. Go ahead and title this post whichever you find more evocative.
Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)
I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.
Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononoke.
Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.
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PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski
so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!
out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.
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learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"
all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!
its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it
ms paint study from 2021
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ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN
ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves
back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore
if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??
don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM
so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!
this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together
and then in the end you put it together like this!!
and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy
EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

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people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour