Agent Sublime Promise of a Devious Puzzle

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

genuinely trying to work rn but there is a mosquito buzzing around being distracting

i fear for my life 😭

a second mosquito has hit the workspace

genuinely trying to work rn but there is a mosquito buzzing around being distracting

i fear for my life 😭

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

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