Agent Sublime Promise of a Devious Puzzle

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………