Agent Sublime Promise of a Devious Puzzle

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too