Musings and Banter

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

Oh. Shit.

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

when I was a kid I used to pick the little flowers out and eat them

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

I must not touch The Texture. I must not remove The Texture because it will not remove but rather replace The Texture with a whole New Texture, and then I will be urged to remove the New Texture.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Y'all didn't know this is where it came from? I personally forgot a lot about the movie, including its name, but this is one of the few parts I remember.

You didn't know either, because it's not a movie.

I said I forgot a lot about it. But I have an idea where it comes from, I watched it with my mom. Plus, what was reblogging this trying to prove?

You said "y'all didn't know where this came from?" And then preceded to not know where this came from

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

The authors barely concealed historical fixation

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post