death is the ultimate killfuck

oh shittttt

Before influencers were a thing teenagers would base their entire personalities around Strong Bad emails

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

yes keep filling my ego with notes

more.

why do you think it's ok to say kill all men! NOT ALL MEN!!!

people hurry get in the way I'm committing vehicular manburger helper... thursday

nobody tell them that the logo with the period has been retired for more than 10 years

not on purpose though, they banned it randomly one day and even though it was a mistake in the first place every time someone tried to bring it back they had to ban it again for ban evasion

You should loudly boo every Democrat who attacks Trump’s deal with Iran for being too Iran-friendly. Any deal to end this war is a good deal. I do not care that we are returning the assets we stole from them. Cry about it. If you don’t want to make concessions to a country you consider an adversary, don’t start pointless wars with them and kill schools full of their children

Not really, we just started a war for no fucking reason and now we are PAYING FOR IT? You’re damn right I’m a little pissed at Trump. No one wanted to go to war. Not you or me but here we are and now we have to pay for it???? Get that rotten orange fuckwad out of here

We have not agreed to pay for anything. Returning frozen assets is just giving Iran their own money back after we previously took it from them. And assuming that the “investment fund” that’s being discussed ever materializes at all, its structure as an investment fund means that any money put into it will be returned, likely with small profits (and besides, it will probably be more GCC money than US money). The only effect of this bullshit line of attack on the US-Iran deal is to make peace less likely.

one time this woman at a zoo told me about tribolytes and i said "hey i think theyre actually called trilobytes" and she was like "youre a dumb fucking kid" or soemthing to that effect "i know more than you bc im a groan up" type shit and moral kf the story im still upset about it 20 years later because I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

i had the exact same experience when i was like 11 i was in history class and the fuckhead teacher was teaching us about how polynesian explorers were crossing the pacific by island hopping and he was asking the class how they might have found new islands and i was thinking about it and i was like oh they could have followed birds! because birds need to rest on islands so they probably would have followed in the rough direction of islands and he was like kid you are so fucking stupid you're gonna follow birds out in to the ocean and die lol any other braingeniuses have any ideas and then he advanced to the next slide and it was talking about how they followed birds and i laughed so loud and hard that he had to spend 15 minutes calming the class down kill all teachers

expected to work harder--and then when they do, they get called a workaholic!