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I'm feeling like late Orson Welles bitch I'm fat and drunk

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🚨🚨ATTENTION ALL 🚨🚨 GAY 👬 SENATORS 🏛️ AND GRINDR 📱 USERS ⚔️💦!! It is a SAD 😭 day in Washington 🇺🇸 DC 🏛️ because our favorite 💅 closeted 🚪 Southern Belle 💃, LINDSEY 🏳️‍🌈 GRAHAM 🏳️‍🌈, has officially logged 🪵 off ❌ the great Grindr 📱 app 📲 in the sky 🌌👼!!!

That’s right, the senator 🏛️ from South Carolina 🌴, who loved 💖 filibustering 🗣️ in the sheets 🛏️ more than on the Senate 🏛️ floor 🪵, has taken his final bussy 🍑 bump 💨!!

He was always searching 🔍 for that "discreet 🤫 bi 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 top 🔝" within 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ feet 🦶 of the Capitol 🏛️ building, but now his location 📍 is permanently UNAVAILABLE 🚫❌!! Who 🤷‍♂️ is going to host 🏠 the post-vote 🗳️ gangbangs 🍆💦 now?! Who is going to leave 5-star 🌟 reviews 📝 on the local 📍 twinks 👦?!

Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😻 Grindr 📱 hookups 🍆 or you’ll be stuck 🙅‍♂️ doing text 📲 banking 🏦 for the GOP 🐘!! Get 5 🖐️ back and you're a certified 📝 bussy 🍑 boss 👑! Get none ❌ back and your profile 👤 gets reported 🚩 for being fake 🎭 just like Lindsey’s 🤐 heterosexuality 🏳️‍🌈✨!!!

bruzum

#my entire extended family when my cousin got married to an Egyptian girl

sexchangedotcom

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

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angelicguy

I feel like if we could access a dog's dream for even a second we'd be so so terrified

angelicguy

Yeah honestly its probably them barking at, fucking, and then eating a monster made out of shit

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penismage

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

cheaphalloweencostume

i have to butt mog some zoomers

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riverlarking

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

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