my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

my secretary of defense told me the north vietnamese keep shooting down his B-52s so I asked how many B-52s he has and he said he just goes back to boeing and gets new ones afterward so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding heavy bombers to the communists and his national security advisor started crying.

William Brehm, a Pentagon colleague, watched in amazement one afternoon during a meeting in McNamara’s office as the defense secretary dissolved in tears as he gazed upon the portrait of James Forrestal, an earlier Pentagon chief who had committed suicide. Brehm recalled that McNamara shuddered violently and cried as though he could never stop.