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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

slavery

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

alladoreqi

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

d-r-e-i-a-m

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meatman-the-ace

twink ate all my pretzels so i threw it off a cliff like a harpoon and it actualy inbedded on the other side of the cliff and now im kinda mad i didnt tye a rope to its feet

lakevida

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

rivetgoth

Furiously scouring google trying to find this image because Target stopped carrying spicy salsa or guac

renousim

give me your most controversial music opinion

empathviv

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

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Authors are not good people

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fefairys

I despise the da vinki twins because they're like jedward if they were American (obviously a mark against them) but also just pretending to be stupid for clout. My sister has met jedward and she said they seemed like they might not be competent to make life decisions

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slack-wise

Danny Trejo in Breaking Bad.

cyber-christ

omg why would they do that to him

pharma-tard

Aphobia :/

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