do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

need double of whatever cocktail they’ve got u on

Where I live, if a cop so much as removes a gun from their holster they are punished. Even if its necessary. The laws are made to reduce police brutality. Something like this is so stupid.

Damn you should change your laws so it's easier for them to shoot each other

Selena Gomez said she’s actually an awkward dork in real life lol I knew we were the same I bet she also collects bags of hair

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

gun

gunass

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

god's wife of amun

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more