my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

my secretary of defense told me the north vietnamese keep shooting down his B-52s so I asked how many B-52s he has and he said he just goes back to boeing and gets new ones afterward so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding heavy bombers to the communists and his national security advisor started crying.

William Brehm, a Pentagon colleague, watched in amazement one afternoon during a meeting in McNamara’s office as the defense secretary dissolved in tears as he gazed upon the portrait of James Forrestal, an earlier Pentagon chief who had committed suicide. Brehm recalled that McNamara shuddered violently and cried as though he could never stop.

They got Papa John's in uzbekistan btw 😳

I used to think Papa John's was an Irish chain because in ireland they're all also Supermacs, which is a fast food place that people from the countryside love and won a lawsuit against McDonald's to keep it's name.

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried