here resides a lover of fucked up women

Why do we always get angry men with repressed gay desires. What about angry women with repressed gay desires huh. We need more faith lehanes in this world 😌

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

Sometimes I think people’s complaints about queer genre fic boil down to them wanting litfic and not knowing there’s queer litfic. If you wish to read about sad lesbian adjunct professors having unsatisfying sex, rejoice! NPR has reviewed it for you

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom